About the Iskander...
A Caucasian shepherd has a friend named Iskander.
When guests from Germany came to him, a friend's phrase: "You don't get close to the barracks, or Iskander will fly out." - scared them the most. Now they think that in every Russian barracks the Iskander are hidden.

Denisslavin: If women who have sex on camera are called porn actresses, then I, judging by the videos from the phone, are brilliantly able to play the roles of alcoholics.

Not in the eyebrow, but in the eye. On the website "Exmo" Rosenthal book "Russian language. Exercises and comments" is in the "Fantasy and Fantasy" section

Another scream of the soul, Yeshkin Nebbarmek! Both dogs and people. You don’t have to put everything on bucharics, dogs, or marsians. Dog owners should clean up for dogs. Mothers, who sometimes urgently have to arrange for children to crawl on the street, are obliged to dig a hole quickly with at least a shoe knife and then bury it at least approximately (and it is desirable to still drop off the side of the pedestrian trails). Sweeteners and beer drinkers should throw their papers and bottles into the urns or eat them with the contents. Do you understand? Everyone has to clean up, regardless of what they are doing. The shit on the streets is not because of somebody. Everything is fine, stop bite.

The names again.
My name is Eugene, they accept Jeanne. My mother was called Zhou as a child.
My aunt, again in my childhood (by ignorance of English and even with them language names) called Jennifer.
But she killed her girlfriend by naming (after telling about her aunt) Jennifer Boy. He still plays at me.