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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №44673
 18.03.2011
The program "The burden" on the first channel of the zombies delighted us with the fact that in Russia begins a new, third phase of liberalization of punishments for economic crimes of businessmen. President Medvedev, explaining the essence of what is happening, began with the expression “Our criminal policy...”
Imho is better not to say.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №44672
 18.03.2011
A case in the office: the secretary constantly glued the envelopes, not with a special barrel, but like an old man, from the tongue. Several months have been observed for this specific procedure of business mail outreach. The director got tired and he once, passing by all this show, didn’t mean to throw: "Olečka! Do you know how many calories you get by licking one envelope??" The secretary then for a few months still feared even the fingers to slip while shearing the paper))

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №44671
 18.03.2011
From Forum
I accidentally found a site of forensic experts, there they post photos of bodies and guess each other: "Why did this man die?" I want to die, I don’t want to be guessed"

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №44670
 18.03.2011
Fuck, you don’t lead a girl into a male classroom, and you don’t say, “Lord, how can you, here’s a lady!” – so why are you embarrassed by smokers in the smoking room?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №44669
 18.03.2011
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
XXX: 5 minutes and 16 seconds
Are you watching porn?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №44668
 18.03.2011
Natasha: My grandmother told me that for cucumbers to be large they should be planted by a man at the time of standing=)))
Rover: Mda...the number in the shop of rootshones more)

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №44667
 18.03.2011
From the Journal of Defense:
...
Explanation to the PR manager of the basics of work with 7zip;
Install the WinRar PR Manager. The reason is untrained employee.
...

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №44666
 18.03.2011
Why do you love waves so rarely?
B. Because it’s a really quiet product.
and.. M is!! to
The cellular structure of a waffle of squares is a multi-dimensional mass.
A few more layers, smells of SQL tables – you hear?
On the waffles that I eat, on one layer almost always 256 cubes - cells on both sides.
4 layers - 1024 bits. What could be sweeter than a multi-dimensional table filled with all kinds of tastes?
B. In short, it’s pure cakes, you don’t understand.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №44665
 18.03.2011
C mail questions:

What does " throw the stick " mean? I don’t understand... Does that mean playing a lottery? Please explain!

[ + 67 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44664
 18.03.2011
How much money would they have stolen from us if it had happened in Japan?
No Shoigu could buy a house on Jupiter’s moon and fuck a prostitute there.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №44663
 18.03.2011
How many wonderful discoveries does not disconnect the skype...

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №44662
 18.03.2011
Oh my God! Where I work!

XHH: Supply buzzing in the office at night. Managers drink some Chinese tea and stupidly chick. The head of my department feeds everybody with Dutch biscuits... Serega still can’t get away from the fan. In the pharmacy the annual stock of alcoholic... The commercial director at the corporations at six dances.

I’m the only one who sits with a rye with such an expression of the face... and quietly embraces all...

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №44661
 18.03.2011
Nothing can unite two people as much as the opportunity to unite a third.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №44660
 18.03.2011
Tagged with: history, fucking

OutGreeNYCH: I come to work in the morning, and here the hallway.... the sarter broke down and the 1st floor, on which the backlaboratory - was overwhelmed by a hole.

OutGreeNyCH: the stock of tests for 1 time they have not received yet

[ + 37 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44659
 18.03.2011
Comrades culinary and sexual slave owners! Keep your contacts.
and girl. I cook well and I really want to fuck.)

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №44658
 18.03.2011
And don’t build my eyes, it won’t help.
WOW is OK. I will look seriously. Like an integrator. With the view "I will now take".

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №44657
 18.03.2011
At the psychology seminar, analyzing the results of the test:
A: I think you and I are Pofigists.
B: Go on running.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №44656
 18.03.2011
Not many people know that the album of the group Nautilus Pompilius "Apple China" is dedicated to fake iPhones.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №44655
 18.03.2011
Police officers threatened to take me to the police.

[ + 79 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44654
 18.03.2011
Has anyone told you that you are beautiful?
She is: yes
He: Someone told you that you have beautiful eyes.
She is: yes
Did anyone tell you that you were a fucker?
She says: How rude (no of course!
He is Yes! The first NAH!

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