XXX: Fuck, I generally have fun people on the street lately.
YYY :?? to
XXX: In general, I decided to put a slide on my phone to switch the song in the player when it shakes. Logically, to switch the song, it is easy for me to shake my phone. Oh... Of course... I’m on him and crazy, and I’m turning like a fool, and throwing him in my pocket, all this works some time since the 10th, when a bunch of people on the street look at me as a fool.
Therefore, fucking, when I need to get to the bus quickly, half of my playlist is swirling, how to let go!

One day, Diogenes began a philosophical lecture in the city square. No one listened to him. Then Diogenes spoke with the birds, and a hundred birds gathered around. “Behold, Athenians, the price of your mind,” Diogenes said to them. “When I told you wise things, no one paid attention to me, and when I cried like a foolish bird, you listened to me with your mouth shaken. c) Wiki
Look for the analogy yourself.

Let’s put a point in this dispute: "christothali" is an original Russian delicacy.

Kolkav: Well I don't know, you can write about Ivan the Terrible, Boris Godunov on the bad end of the Fake Mithri 1.0 and 2.0 will come together
Badabooom: aa) False Mitry 2.0 with corrected code errors)
Kolkav: False-Mitry 2.0 is fully Russified plus a fixed bug when you are killed, loaded in a cannon and shot in the direction of Poland))

Why do neighbors jump on a jump at three in the night? O_O
Zzz with vodka. 100 to jump.
Yes, they are cultural people :)
zzz: Cultural people under the vodka get extra bonuses. and :)
zzz: The pumped skill of intelligence and the simultaneously applied "vodka rage" effect give + 50 to the "Berzerk" mode. :D
...
xxx: history repeated))) 11 in the morning, again jumping, they change the dislocation? Previously it was from the kitchen, now from the bedroom :D
Zzzz: I don’t think it’s a jump. and 8)))

xxx: Volod, you can imagine, I have all the groups normally written the test, and the 342 went off perfectly!! They are no worse than others, they are striking.
The eagles are! And when they wrote, not from 3 to 5 coincidentally? ?
Yes, at 15:15 you sit down, and why do you?
yyy: And I put from 3 to 5 routers new, there was no wifi :), Hi students! )))

Astrologers have announced the month of Mass Effect 3. The Galaxy is shrinking from the number of people who want to save it

Comments to one old video where a symphony orchestra is very fun:
xxx: this is the badge.
Yyy: as for me, it’s a conductor two in one! and a sausage, but such a badge!!! ))))))))))))))))))))))
zzz: Do not be misled by your comments. The whole film was solo in the basement. He was not there!!! to

In Belarus, based on the cost of a roll of toilet paper 5000, suppose a roll is enough for 2 weeks. If you use 20 ruble notes for the same amount (250 pieces) instead, they will be enough for 2 months. That is, it is up to 4 times more economical to rub money than to buy toilet paper.

The progressive path of development, oh.

I talk to my mom on the phone.
Do you talk in your nose?? to
I: No, I just put my head down on the tournament.
You are almost 34 years old! you are a doctor! you are a girl! Have you at least eaten?

How is it?
From the best of all)
What prevents you from taking this step?
A concrete armed pedestrian!

I watch the World Tour in Europe "Milan-Sanremo"... I sit and watch, rather I sit and wait when the sewers, drains, holes and sleeping police officers begin on the road, because this is a normal street, a normal road, MUST be lucky!!! to

Trolls also work in the furniture factory. Only they could call a double bed "Hope".
The lonely hickey became sad.

We live in the Adygean Aula, the Russians are few. In the days they are asked to go to the local store, sign up under some statement.I clarify the details - some smart wrap a huge pillar, wants to put it on its site and bring for ALL high-speed internet. So the statement they write to the administration against the installation!! To the question "why" I get a brilliant answer: "We are afraid of radiation!"
The curtain.

A wonderful spring atmosphere!! Rabbits, birds, even 18 grams promised))) I send all the rays of good;)
YYY2: 18 grams what did the rabbits promise you?

My father told.
Everyone knows the situation with a bulb that enters the mouth and does not come out.
From the first person:
I came to a friend. O sits sad and looks at the knee for plastic tubes (this is the "g"), which hangs on his index finger. It does not hurt, does not press, even there is a little freedom for the finger... But it is not removed! Inserting and removing is not possible. He was injured, removed... He came to work, he told me. It is strictly forbidden to repeat. Everything "Good" He left for business, arrived - the office rushes, and Uncle Tola (pensioner, the best specialist, brain walking) sadly knocks his knee on his finger on the table. And next to another 5 knees of different diameters lies - I tried everything and found it... I was injured, removed. The next day I told the accountant. and forgotten. A week later the accountant came and crying tells her that her husband DIBIL!!! I can’t believe, I’m looking forward to the continuation :)

xxx: In the UK, amendments have been adopted, excluding the use of the words father, mother, wife, husband. as all abnormal couples can not be them after the same-sex marriages are allowed.

Yyy: If a man considers himself Napoleon, he is treated as a fool. If a man considers himself a woman, his rights are protected. The country of idiots.

Tanya: I did not distinguish between Brezhnev and Chernomyrdin before, now I know that Brezhnev is the eyebrows, and Chernomyrdin is a spot on the head.
I: Em. That kind of thing with a speck is Gorbachev.
Tanya is true? I don’t even know what Blackberry looks like.

Vera: On the eve of our trip, I study the conversation book. Here is, for example, a beautiful phrase - u pe ton regarde en ren
Where to See Elephants
Evzhenka: in the khanty of Mansiysk
Evzhenka: Cooking us a deer in Paris
Faith: Well, in the conversation, however, recommend this phrase
Evzhenka: Yes, I feel that "how to go "and "how much it costs"I will miss past the ears but "where you can see a deer"I will remember for sure
Evzhenka: I will definitely address this question to a couple of French people on the Champs-Élysées
The Faith (rofl)

A friend from the army came (sergeant junior, dressed in shape, with slides): we go from the subway, go to the store, I buy beer and cigarettes. And then the saleswoman kills her friend with her question: "You have 18?".