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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №126983
 18.04.2016
I am looking for a red mount (c)
On one of the websites:
The Red Knight
characteristics
–...
–...
–...
Antibody creation function: No

Fuck what is this??? O_O

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №126982
 18.04.2016
Now all Alicia, Snowmen, Vitaly and Dominica. Well, not all, but half, and if I wanted individuality, I could even name something more original.
For example, the Fedora.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №126981
 18.04.2016
Friend's reservation: "I'm on a single subcutaneous food all day"

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №126980
 18.04.2016
At the beginning of April, a complaint was sent to the technadzor that the sidewalk is not cleaned at all, the snow still lies. Then it warmed up, everything melted, and here 2 days received a letter, and there it was written: "14.02.2016 the commission conducted a check... snow, ice and flooding on the specified section of the road was not recorded"

[ + 14 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №126979
 18.04.2016
Q: What do you want from me? I just recently learned that "smuzi" is a hipster juice with flour.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №126978
 18.04.2016
Leo Tolstoy himself was fucking right and left
I also wrote about this process that a decent woman should not like.
Find a model for imitation.

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №126977
 18.04.2016
Tallinn, 17 April 2016
The Estonian government expressed its approval in connection with the signing of the Minsk Agreements on 11-12 February 2015.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №126976
 18.04.2016
from miu-mau :

Iranian officials:
by Rvhmani Rahim.
Soviet translator (not a moment):
Hi dear comrades!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №126975
 18.04.2016
A colleague, a history teacher, showed a written work on the history of one of the studios. Something about the Middle Ages. Among the affairs in the text of a young historian is often the word"vosal".
This is how the picture appears: the castle square immediately after the autodaph, a bunch of varied inhabitants of the Middle Ages and the furious gray inquisitor - Vossym, brothers! It is very plausible.)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №126974
 18.04.2016
As soon as I learned that my husband went to the left,
Taking a lover
We have equality.
So my husband said I acted ugly, disorderly and bla-bla-bla
Such a double standard.
She drove her husband out of the house and married her lover.
We live happily.

Two unhappy men - his ex-husband and his current wife (ex-lover)

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №126973
 18.04.2016
What kinds of diplomas? Pornography was always on any carrier. My children, be silent now.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №126972
 18.04.2016
Fate is not only what will be, but also what will not be.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №126971
 18.04.2016
I walk on the street with the child, warm, +20 C. Mom, grandmother and a boy of two years walk nearby. Here, Daddy approaches them and gives Grandma and Mommy a hat. At the same time, the father very strongly and loudly insists that women wear hats, but it is cold on the street, quite dumb, since they have a child in a hat, and also in a wool...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №126970
 18.04.2016
One woman could not get pregnant and called Putin on a straight line. One hour later, the governor had already about three newborn babies.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №126969
 18.04.2016
>>>Well then these 16tr "hanged" would most likely be on the employee of the mail.Of course the parcel on that day I was not given and had to wait 7 days while making a duplicate of the receipt. But I think it’s better than trying to profit from someone else’s inattention. Maybe I don’t understand something in this life.

In the 1990s, a fax was sent to the United Arab Emirates to a hotel employee. By mistake, the fax went to the wrong number. On the fax was indicated the address of the hotel and room number. The next day, a person appeared at the hotel and handed over a leaflet to the administrator with a request to hand it over to the recipient. and free.
When they learned about this story, the director said "Okay, not in Russia"

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №126968
 18.04.2016
I: I’ve read that lions have a rough tongue like a swallow. They can eat meat without even biting it. Give up!
Wondering how do they lick their eggs?

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №126967
 18.04.2016
I am Bagina! I am Queen Faila.
Good to suffer! Deadline for submission tomorrow!!! to
The Office. The guys keep drawing the code.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №126966
 18.04.2016
The tribe went to the birthday to a girl classmate (2nd grade) "ball with the princess". His sister made him a crown coat (almost with a mountain cloth). None of the kids were dressed anymore. The sister laughed – almost got a wedding))))) The prince and the princess are most pleased))))

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №126965
 18.04.2016
UB3xxx: I decided to remember my youth and collect something radio-amateur, but simple. They recommended a reflex superheterodine on one transistor. What would you say?
RN3xxx: the elite design. perfectly combines two concepts - "to dig a tranche with pieces" and "untouchable Joe"
UB3xxx: explanation
RN3xxx: "growing breaks" is about choosing a transistor and adjusting the circuits, and "untouchable Joe" is about broadcasting on SV and the design as a whole

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №126964
 18.04.2016
A bit of sarcasm:
I do not like to do many different things at the same time. And how hard it is to choose one of the three battles that are going on now: 1. the mistress, 2. the parade, 3. the porn.
P.S by :
The lover of the parade,
And smiling to me, from ear to ear.
She whispered that everything was vanity and vanity.
I chose to make porn.


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