Dear Brothers! Please tell the author and the story. It tells about cockroaches who lived in books. And according to the book in which they lived, they had a lexicon. For example, a person living in the Encyclopedia of Med expounded his thoughts exclusively in terms of med. Even these cockroaches sat on the back of the bed and discussed the intimate life of the owner.

I will be in the hospital for two weeks from Tuesday, but I think the connection will be done.
YYY: What to treat?
XXX: Military duty
YYY: the eye :)

When does a young man become a man?
xXx- When instead of biting your nails, start scratching eggs?
IQ is NO! When he begins to realize that after scratching the eggs, the nails should no longer bite.

without words.
Einstein was in guests with his acquaintances. The rain began. When Einstein was about to leave, he was offered to take a hat.
Why Why? said Einstein.
“I knew it would rain, and that’s why I didn’t wear a hat. It will dry longer than my hair. It is obvious.
Physics is joking

I can borrow a blue cane - it is very blue, a volume of 5 liters. But it’s immediately clear – it’s going to be a very big cock;)

XXX: All... I invented my story for porn.
First, there comes a man in a black balloon, draws a pentagram, and reads spells, like: “Three of the lars...”
Here is Bach! There are three demons:
What
The new owner
must
XHH: And here this demonologist with horror answers:" Fuck! What did I do!"

[22:37:42] sasboyar: I look at these animals and I love them so much, they are so cute, but I eat them!
[22:37:48] sasboyar: oh, not that window
[22:38:07] sasboyar: this is me about marmelade, if ch
[22:38:21] Negrega: Don’t be afraid so please

Information piracy in Russia is not eradicated! It is in the genes!
Trying to understand the reasons for the difference in dates of similar holidays of Orthodoxy and Catholicism, this is what I paid attention to. Remember what religion Prince Vladimir chose for the baptism of Russia. Not a paid licensed Catholicism with the support of the Pope, but freelance unlicensed Orthodoxy! and tk. There is no access to upgrades and patches, we are still orthodox. I think it is necessary to demand permission for the revision of the originals of Christianity! It is open source!

Loneliness is when the only real joy is to sleep.

Fuck, why did I decide not to eat coconut and put it in the microwave?

We’re going to be " funny".

Remember, the topic of the meetings of the borrowers was raised? Write down :
18 April, MSK, at 15.00, at VDNH,
19 April, MSK, at 19.00, there, with you to have rolls / board
April 18, Kursk, at 15.00, near the monument to Pushkin in front of the theater.

Preferably white bracelets... or blue bracelets)))
Goopie loves you.

In the tram, the driver’s voice from the speakers:
The landing ends, the doors close.
Everybody has come? If anyone is struck, scream!

Conversation of two men:
Something all week people come to me literally for a minute, take what they need, and immediately roll. Here you yesterday, came, took the disc and immediately dropped it, not even tea left to drink. Is something wrong with me?
2: All week, you say... Because sometimes you need to clean up on the table. I go in, the candles stand on the table, in the corner the wine fuser, next to a pack of condoms and you are still so joyful: "Come in, friend! I haven’t seen anyone in a hundred years!"

Personal information
Activity: In the Army
Interest: not the army
Favorite Music: Not Military
Favorite Films: Not about War
Favorite TV: There is no TV.
Favorite books: and books
Favorite Game: Three Screens
Favorite quote: You are all shit!
About Himself: The Shadows.

xxx: wai wai wai =))
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...

Comments on the movie "on the game 2":
Guest, 23:42 02.04.2010
Children, the movie is very funny.. at least because it is OUR Russian.. and there about the counter.. I immediately remembered my childhood, and under the beer I got a good pleasure. The truth is that there is a third option (this man is a rare deer who doesn't know what it is about) For example, my wife didn't try to watch it because she doesn't like militants.
Guest, 01:45 03.04.2010
Personally, I’t listen to a man who is married to a deer.

Fuck, I can imagine in what area of Odin Bora is. A few years ago, the guys on smoking decided to create a resource, the people struck them what they sent, and here, blatantly, the revolution and enslavement of the world is poaching.

Dato Borisov

Great collective mind, make these dirty pimples disappear! Spring is EFT.

I wish everyone the same.)

<gamburger>: While I was washing the car today, I drove an 8-year-old boy to watch some kind of cable jumping competition. After a couple of hours my hands in the bathroom, because of the fence in the toilet my little...well by sound in the toilet "do" - bulk! Sacha (child) with a serious voice rating: "Six and zero, five and eight, five and eight"))

by Leha Tkačev:
Fuck, I think the phrase 'sex - only after the wedding' sounds like: 'link is only available to registered users'