I went to a shop and exchanged bills. It is 11 p.m. and the store is closing. Let’s go, friend without a back mind:
Please exchange five hundred rubles. You will end soon anyway.
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xxx: Remember, our medicains have the habit of calling what we call "peach", "peach"?
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So, behold, she came to check the mantle, and when Serega approached, she looked at his hand, and said, “You have something, a little piss.”
XXX: Friendly Gogot spread across the floors
YYY: XD
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The AAA:
I just got out of the plane - Moscow-Shanghai - 10 hours of flight, $#huy
The BBB:
$#huy... I can’t even imagine what a terrible match it was if you closed everything with symbols except the word E. :D
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Disk Images for System Recovery:
The comment was removed by the moderator due to obscene content describing the enthusiasm of what was seen.
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Vacancies on the website of employers:
It is necessary to daily and systematically dig the trunk around the building.
and all)
The moonës moonlight
by 21:26
And you are the fathers for what you need, or the type of your business to put in, and then it doesn’t matter*-)
and worship-
by 21:27
I did not insert. At least you))) and when I insert, I perfectly understand what threatens and what responsibility.
The moonës moonlight
by 21:29
No, there are not many people like you!
and worship-
by 21:29
Do you now understand what you wrote?
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One day a lawyer told me:
You don’t know who to be afraid of. The most terrifying people are the historians of the Republic of Mordovia! Literally in a few years they found the Mordov roots not only in the entire Russian "elite": stars of the show business, politicians and so on; not only in all historical Russian personalities, from Peter the First to Fyodor Ushakov, but even already in Hollywood stars of world size!!! Soon the Bible will have to be rewritten, because they will say that not Jesus, not the Lord, but the Holy Spirit was surely a Morduin, because the names were not yet invented by the Mordue and were called holy spirits. The Crusades were not there. Not there at first. Then Hitler and Napoleon sought to Solemn Mordovia, but they were not allowed to go further to Moscow. And the Tatar Mongols arrived, but they did not go further to Mordovia and established their capital there.
When I was about 20 years old, the Republic celebrated the 500th anniversary of the establishment of Mordovia. This year, when I am about 50, they celebrate the 1000th anniversary of reunification with the Russian state. 500 years have passed!!! 10,000 years ago there was a sea in Mordovia. In a couple of years, they will celebrate the 10,000th anniversary of the day when the Mordians (wrongly called the Marsians, over the course of a long time the name was distorted) landed in the center of the planet (it can easily be found on the map in the radius of 100 km from Saransk) and settled all over the planet, became the ancestors of modern Homo sapiens.
Fear the historians!! to
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For 15 minutes, she tried to switch to the next song in her pocket on the lighter.
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XXX is so cool! You look at the breasts, and they are.
dehermetization of cabbage is when you cook cabbage with cabbage, and you get a soup with cabbage and cabbage
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We have a young, friendly team, we regularly arrange all kinds of actions and flashmobs. Launched on the portal a voicemail: "who has what color of the cowards" :) Rejoiced one character who replied that he is free of cowards. When asked why I didn’t wear jeans ;)
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Are you ready to serve the good of your country? To cleanse Mother Earth from dirt?
For the Holy Inquisition?
HGH: Almost almost Saturday on Friday.
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I cleaned the computer from a porn banner. Trojans and other ugliness - at least remove it.
Guess whose computer? The security chief :)
I don't know why everybody is so upset with Bieber for his words that he's Kurt Cobain
Maybe he meant that he would shoot himself out of a gun.
Under the window, the child played in the filming brigade. Two, with a punch, actors, director and assistant. The actors fight, here one of them slaps and falls.The director from the suburb - "You are fired!Nikita, bring me coffee! Unable to work. and. and"
and Cartman? O O O O O
[17:02:36] M: Vhm!
[17:02:39] M: vhm
M is fucking!
[17:02:47] M: mr
[17:02:55] Alexander :D
Alexander: Has the wool drowned?
Why didn’t you kiss me this morning? and (
I was afraid to wake you up, Sun.
Do not be afraid to be pleasant.
Is it in the morning? Am I such? In the morning, I am more young than I am.
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XHH: saw last day advertising on television - now mobile phones will be sold by the mail of Russia in its offices
WOW: Well, it’s clear that the packages were printed and they’ll sell.
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XXX: Sleeping in a couple. I am almost asleep, the phone is ringing in my bag. I quickly crash from my seat, run out into the corridor with my phone overweight.
A friend called me on a weekend account. I go back.
XXX: And here the student publishes:
The conscience called?
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The grammar:
How you got it. In any numbering system, it is always 10!
Especially in the double. and ;)
There are 10 types of people: those who understand the binary system and those who don’t.