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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №152298
 18.05.2019
Before going to the store for food, it is desirable to eat tightly.

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №152297
 18.05.2019
I live in Dacia. and yesterday. In the morning, I drink coffee on the veranda. They knock, let go - gastarbayters, cultural, polite:
"Lord, let's cut the lawn for you, only 5,000, we won't take it expensive.
I answered:
God, I came with my grass-cutting machine, thank you, I don’t have to.
They smile and refuse:
I’m sorry master))
and today. The car was stolen)))

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №152296
 18.05.2019
The temple built in the place of the square is a wicked temple.

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