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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №156304
 18.05.2021
Dialogue at the central car station between mother and son. She probably carried him. My son is a soldier in shape. It seems to serve no more than half a year. The conversation was in Hebrew. I will try to translate.

Mother :

Did you put everything in your bag?

Yes to Mom.

Shoes and cowards?

Yes to Mom.

Additional charge from the phone?

Yes Mom, I took it.

Where is the second "root" from the machine?

In the bag.

Why is it in the bag? Remove and attach to the machine. And hang the machine over your head, not as you wear it on your shoulder. This is the M-16, not the Uzi. and overwhelm. It would be more convenient to shoot...if anything.

Oh well mom.

Not “Numay” to me. Remove the "root" and overweave the machine as appropriate. "My mother cried out with the commander's voice, so that even, I "like" and stood up exactly. My mom knows how – right!

And, I don’t doubt for a moment that this mom knows how right!

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №156303
 18.05.2021
State Duma of the Russian Federation - an organization unfriendly to the Russian people

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №156302
 18.05.2021
My husband has never seen me painted (I have my black eyelids and eyebrows, enough), maximum vaseline on my lips for gloss. On our wedding day, when I came home from the makeup artist, he didn’t recognize me stupidly.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №156301
 18.05.2021
Matvijenko wants to indicate the purchase price from the manufacturer on the products, saying this will show the price of the seller. The idea is stupid, and I have an alternative, let us indicate his salary and the amount of wealth when the official speaks. To understand why such an idiot is doing us.

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