Will you be in the city?
Go away, I am busy.
XXX: Let It Go
XXX I am starting. Anapa
Tagged: Athens
XXX is your mother.

Read the news on Yandex:

In Vnukovo Russian footballers met OMON.

I am jealous of my friend.
His wife, when it comes time to read a fairy tale for the night to their seven-month-old child, opens Wikipedia and reads in an epic voice something like "Tachion" - a hypothetical particle moving faster than the speed of light, as opposed to the ordinary particles called in theoretical works on tachyons "Tardions".
Motivating this by the fact that the brain immediately gets used to the complexity and diversity of information in our difficult world!

Hello, I need to register a new employee.
Admin: The girl has a name
Man will do the rest.

DIMAKOVAL: guy how to see how much I have a video card?
When did you buy a computer? Well or not.
DIMAKOVAL: yesterday
ROMATORBA: aa, well means you have a video card for 1 day

Maybe he has another, what do you think?
Idiots who will behave with him.
Even better...

I read the news:
In Pless will build a public toilet, which will be built in the area of the bus station. For the construction of the facility allocated 2 223 290 rubles."

Pleased with comments:
One is good guys! I so understood the fourth floor will be, with gasoline and TC (well where without the TC)? You have to put a million dollars on toilet paper.

2: I have an apartment that is not worth so much :'(

This is not a 2-storey toilet. Only there, instead of toilets on the 2nd floor, the holes will be on the first floor. The second floor is for VIP persons. They will strike straight on the heads of the ordinary people, so that they know who they are, so that they do not rise up and remain silent.

There is a sign: to find out the gender of a child in a small time - you need to ask the older child! They often guess. I went with my husband (his name is Oleg) to a five-year-old nephew:
I: Who do you think we will be born? Girl or Boy?
Q: You will have a girl, and Oleg will have a boy!
I: O_o

Russian footballers, in order not to upset fans with defeat in the Euro final, decided not to leave the group.

ееї: I go home with my husband, I say to him, "Look, there is hemp growing in our cave!" Husband: - And actually hemp, and I didn't notice it before, hm, and she has seven leaves. This is what a flower flower!