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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №6985
 18.06.2008
Sky the Dragon: gather all the heroes of the Soviet cartoons (everyone there is the columns, carlsons, etc.) and make a parody on Pokémon))) Luckily looking for who can paint it all

Swamplord: Gygygogs))) very cool))))

Sky the Dragon: We even came up with how the sammon of the eggs will look in the fog - under the melody from the introductory roll of the first Silent Hill everything is wrapped in the fog, the depressing eggs come out, inspected, rattled with the groulom "LOSHADKA-A-A-A" the Aztec horse rushes from under the naggula, rattles everyone in the farce and all this disappears)))

Sky the Dragon: There is still a chuburash called rugged will - on the ears to fly

Swamplord: You are the ones)))))))

Sky The Dragon, 21:51:50:
We haven’t smoked for a while!!! to

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №6984
 18.06.2008
111: Well... I’m white and furry :)
222: as a mould

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №6983
 18.06.2008
The whole night the zombies dreamed. Not much more, they also ran, sometimes quite fast.
We didn’t have to watch Russia-Greece at night.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №6982
 18.06.2008
No I all of course understand, well there upgrade the member offer, increase the breasts, buy a tractor, but the crazy now came spam:

"The stool from the stool calms the nervous system".

I went to lick, or at the work of the sapphire, I should calm down.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №6981
 18.06.2008
<Milenium> people who have alcohol Russian version??? to
<Psycho> vodka what is it?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №6980
 18.06.2008
1st
I can still talk about it (I’m not going anywhere stupid because....)
2 is
Because I am blind.
1st
I'm a taxi driver, I can't walk, I drive
2 is
I am a student and my mother doesn’t let me go.
1st
I am a maniac, they are looking for me.
2 is
I am one!! to
1st
I am crazy and all hunt me take
2 is
I am in prison! Mom call me.
1st
at "Spring" do not sell LSD
2 is
I have Kent Enot.
1st
I have D.J. Dolly and Timothy.
2 is
my friend Sergey, and Sergey has gonorrhea
1st
I am Cobson! Go out!
2 is
I’m an elephant, but it’s okay.
1st
I am a friend of an elephant.
2 is
My city is unclean and my neighbor is unclean.
1st
And I and American scientists from the University of Brandeis conducted a new study that showed that there is a kind of thermometer in the head of flies that allows these insects to accurately determine the optimal temperature for reproduction.
2 is
I am a legend, I wear market brands!
1st
I am Brad Pitt, naked.
2 is
I am a poet, masafaka, I am better than Tetra Paka!
1st
And I, Angelina Jolie, and I was bitten by bees.
2 is
I am Christina Orbakaite, my name is Ahuenna!
1st
I'm Ivar Kalnynsh also fuck you.
2 is
I am Dmitry Gordon living with such a name, this is GON.
1st
I'm not a man of beauty, just give me a shit.
2 is
Innocentius Gandon, and I live, the fool, Gordon
1st
I am Yushchenko Vitya and in me the left egg do not take

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №6979
 18.06.2008
Electro – what is it?
I was surprised by the former girl here. I cleaned up and started scratching under the bed. I grabbed out the little things in a three-liter bowl. I think from where? I asked my parents, no, they didn’t give up. I don’t drink at the wedding. I call it, and what do you think? Sitting on a chair is good, this is not for the weak. You remember we’ve been together for three years, right? So here. Every time after sex, he put a coin under the bed to come back. Man is normal at all!? to

It is hardly normal to live three years with a aunt who has not washed the floor under the bed for three years.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №6978
 18.06.2008
* he *
Sex was not in the first place, but communication was in the first place.

* She *
You can talk during the process.)

* he *
Communicating with her during the case is not a matter.

* She *
The affair. Must be able
I was told about the work of Linux systems during sex. It is unforgettable)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №6977
 18.06.2008
Oblako Listening: Time Machine - He was older than her in mp3
<raspezdal> and oooon more beautiful her in jpg
<raspezdal> and there was more of it in pdf.
<raspezdal> was smarter than her in dll
<raspezdal> and it was easier it in txt
<square> :D

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №6976
 18.06.2008
<AL> and
<AL> has issued:
<AL> I cannot close the connection because the connection is used by the closing program

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №6975
 18.06.2008
I’m telling you all the Americas! :)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
xxxh: Yes, even in the torrent in the distribution of gay porn one of the Pandos flags!!)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh...
Q: How do you know?? to

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №6974
 18.06.2008
Why the numbers of the routes from the inside do not write...so that people will remember and say I AM NOT THERE JUDUU!!! to

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №6973
 18.06.2008
Girl: I went to take pictures, and there a girl works like...unclearly shorter than a girl or a guy. short haircut, no breasts, ceds... all that in general. Here I go and say the girl to me something and something...and she looks at me so strangely...and I thought it was a guy...and I say to her: a young man...her face is generally stretched out...and I reverse: a girl...
Fuck, it was so shameful!!! to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №6972
 18.06.2008
English scientists from the Transport Research Laboratory found that drivers who smoked marijuana had the same reaction on the road as those who did not use any drugs. Moreover, such drivers drive very carefully and do not exceed speed.

The study found that very high doses of marijuana are harmful to the driver. However, even a large amount of herb is better than alcohol or physical fatigue, reports Newswire.

At one stage, volunteers joined the work of scientists. They smoked ready-made cigarettes or struck themselves with different amounts of grass. They were then placed on a car trainer and tested their ability to drive a car and respond appropriately to road situations.

y: Fuck, where are these experiments being conducted, do I want to see?? to

X: I will participate 8)

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №6971
 18.06.2008
I look at vacancies.
Desmont and what?
Slavery is flourishing!

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №6970
 18.06.2008
Larson
Your hair smells so good :-*
SeltsamLizzie
What then?
Larson
of your spirits.
In general you –
Larson
It’s so nice... as if you’re right behind your back and your hair is falling on my shoulders.
SeltsamLizzie
Rabbit, you are so sweet to me.
Larson
I need to put my socks in my bag so you can remember me too.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №6969
 18.06.2008
Lans (22:04:32 15/06/2008)

We swim like under a coat!


Lans (22:04:43 15/06/2008)
by Galandcef

Wicked (22:04:50 15/06/2008)
Ahahahah

Lans (22:04:52 15/06/2008)
by patom bpartugalsef

Lans (22:04:56 15/06/2008)
The Spanish Path

Wicked (22:04:57 15/06/2008)
And then we wake up... the whole country.)

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №6968
 18.06.2008
from picapforum

Every time after intercourse, a girlfriend notices that her abdominal skin is numb, that is, loses sensitivity. Tinnitus continues for a few minutes. Is this normal or a sign of pathology? Menstruation is delayed for 1.5 months.
Kryptos: You are a quiet guy, I look at you.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №6967
 18.06.2008
I'm Going on the Road of Life (SPB)
In the post of a chaos, a bunch of norod, I see - the fronts with a camera and remove traffic jams from the cars...
I think about myself, what fucking traffic jamming in Peter at 16 a.m. (there was never), well, it is still wonderful that they are filmed, like let them show how fucking we have a dear life...
I go further... I traveled 200 meters - I see a man with a rod who stopped the entire patch (assembled 200 cars), judging by everything for shooting (type massing) and partially leaves them away...
Unfortunately, only in our country create traffic jams artificially, instead of the operators to raise their ass at 7 a.m. and take a real traffic jamming, these races fell asleep, came up when they were comfortable and quietly shot what they needed...
We have a great country, no one thinks of people.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №6966
 18.06.2008
Why do you have a cable, you have a cartridge?
I don’t know what you’ve said, but get the cable back.

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