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[ + 41 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65754
 18.06.2012
Happy: I want to call my son an ancient Greek name. Which is better, the parrot or the pancakes?

Valentine Belyaev: Pastrakl

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №65753
 18.06.2012
I texted with a girlfriend who went to Peter to go for a walk, well, and joked that if you drink this way, then when Coy calls - don't be surprised...
Now with her words.
and Elena:
You know, by the way, how you prophesied to me, fucking, I barely had a heart attack)))
and Elena:
If Tsoy calls and bla bla, my good friend Anatolich said to me.
and shorter:
by Elena :
Sunday morning we met at the cemetery near Tsoy, arrived there at 3:00 and left probably around 6:00 (well or so)
by Elena :
And there, I met the fan, the old hardening, talked to him, well, my girlfriend recorded his contacts in my phone, etc. She had a battery, and she was still planning to meet him.
I did not see this.
This is:
I sleep - in the morning (about 8 - 8:40)
calling
and Elena:
It is determined:
" The Tomb of the Tomb"
Anatoly, I almost lost consciousness.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65752
 18.06.2012
After receiving the penalty, talk to a friend in the car:
Do you see the mark?
and no.
I am not, and she is!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №65751
 18.06.2012
xxx: good that the names are not translated in the movies, I don't like our names many, and they like their English version.
WOW for example?
Peter, for example, is beautiful and Petya is fu. Or Samuel is fu, and Samuel is beautiful.
WOW: It is the same for me.
Oh yeah, you’ve lost the look. And there was such a uncle Benjamin running away and everyone was afraid of him?
WOW: And what then?
If he were a Russian, he would be called Benjamin. The main intrigant named Venik. I don’t even remember the vampire Edick.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65750
 18.06.2012
> I came to the site on a request in Yandex: "the piece you turn,
> and there are all the things". That’s what people are looking for, right?

The kaleidoscope.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №65749
 18.06.2012
by Induke:
Strange
Statistics is a big thing
She says that in an airplane, for example, it is safer to fly than to cross a street, but here’s one great thing – statistics can predict the probability but not the time when that probability will catch you.
So gay people are not evenly scattered on the earth - there are clusters of gay people and there are places where they are not at all.

by Lokdim:
The Greeks lost to the Greeks ;)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №65748
 18.06.2012
Meanwhile, Buranov grandparents have already started to remember how to play football.

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65747
 18.06.2012
PRosTo_LEva (17:59:32 17/06/2012)
My friend is a pharmacist. Last week, a green pharmacy terminal was installed next to her box office. A woman in a candy bar asked: Girl, are you on the pills or on the grass?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №65746
 18.06.2012
287 million tons – a lot! and. and. and. But if all of humanity put in the position of low start in the direction of the east and all simultaneously command the march, it could affect the speed of rotation of the Earth? Will the day increase? (Only do not talk about the technical feasibility or inability of this "project"!)
The Earth will slow down a little bit, but when the start-up will stop, it will speed back, because the energy from humans will return to the planet. I am proposing. Another scientific experiment, on the scale of Moscow: the inner stripes on the garden ring, the third transport, everywhere, all the machines move, only on the outer stripes against the clock, the machines accumulate electrostatic charge, the lines of magnetic induction as in the coil pass through the center (in the Kremlin) there forms a strongest field, the pyeten approaches the door, takes the iron pen, it kills the current - Diktatupa is overturned!

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65745
 18.06.2012
I write my diploma.
Who will you be?
-Engineer <treatment>
You can capture buildings.
You have all conspired!

[ + 43 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65744
 18.06.2012
Welcome to the Day of the Medical Worker! Regardless of anything!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №65743
 18.06.2012
There are a lot of reasons to get involved with alcohol, but friends say it’s all excuses!

[ + 35 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65742
 18.06.2012
You know, like we are not stupid girls, we have a lot of problems, we meet and we cry. But looking at the history of the messages, it seems that we are juvenile fun fucking prostitutes uneducated...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №65741
 18.06.2012
The salad was suspicious in taste and smell, possibly spoiled.
Did you throw him out?
He ate with caution.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №65740
 18.06.2012
I walk with two friends in the park.
All with wheelchairs, and one also has a daughter Katya, five years old, next door.
We are caught by a tractor with a truck.
We stumbled, and this Katya just under the tractor didn’t rush with a scream:
"Buchas, there is a Buchas".
Indeed, on the course of the tractor moves a frog.
The young mommy, while the tractor is passing by and we see if the bug will survive, tells us,
That daughter is so gentle, so loves nature, etc.
When the tractor and the truck passed, it turned out that the frog survived, mommy releases the girl.
With a scream, "Bukaška, bukaska" runs to the beetle and tastingly presses it with his sandals!
Mommy in confusion.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №65739
 18.06.2012
In general, I am in love with a foolish friend without memory. All just for him. And every time I saw him, I stumbled in front of him, hugged, in general, the puppy’s joy. Well, and he wasn’t interested in it at all, he couldn’t get rid of everything.

Well, one day a friend comes into the inst after a drink, we just drank with him, and jumps straight on this girl. Instead of a puppy’s joy as a whirlwind – and run away. A friend is confused.

I know what the matter is. The hero our lover stumbled into the slum first and went to snort on the couch. And here comes the SMS from the fool. Well, what can guys write who want to help a friend, and have already swallowed almost a bottle "Karelia" and switched to vodka? As far as I remember, the phrase "I will hit you three times on the hood "Autozaka" was the most adequate)))

Now we think, to tell him or let it be, holy ignorance?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №65738
 18.06.2012
XX: In fact, fonts are like fucking. Some people like brushes, others like brushes. Moreover, on that bed then she looks different, not at all like a drunk friend... So much has to be taken into account in the assessment of the fonts - horror.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №65737
 18.06.2012
Rizh: The main thing in a relationship is to leave each other space and time for personal. Sasha bought a square cycle, and now she pumps it, and I downloaded WoW and pumped my dwarf dwarf :)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №65736
 18.06.2012
from JJ:

By the will of the leader who sent me, I found myself on the third day in the heroic city of Paris. Well, that’s where la big mac, the blacks and the jokonda.
I had three more weeks to go here, so I immediately took the time and got poisoned in local Italian. sitting in the toilet abroad is always exciting, especially when playing the piano theme behind the wall "beautiful far";

[ + 44 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65735
 18.06.2012
I’m all waiting for the moment when car manufacturers will move the emergency button to the steering wheel or create a new one that will include the “thank you” on the rear glass.

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