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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №99383
 18.06.2014
In the south-east of London, a Russian student crashed to death, falling from the balcony during sex

Fucked...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №99382
 18.06.2014
In Muslim countries, Darth Vader is believed to be a woman. O_O

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №99381
 18.06.2014
We need to rebuild the base.
What to rebuild it from?
From the ashes...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №99380
 18.06.2014
Employee: I now have everything out of the outlet (
I: outlook is a program to work with mail, mail is mail (as an option - mayl.ru)
Again, what is happening?
Employee: Well, in the mail where you increased my size, the letters never come and go. and in a simplified mail opened, it all rolled out of normal mail)
I: Simplified mail - do you mean web mail interface?
Well yes, Miley
What type of normal mail?! to
Working with Outlook, Normal
I: look at
Your mailbox on the server is an elephant in the zoo.
Employee and))
I: You can look at an elephant while you are next to him, you can be in the binoculars, you can be on the TV.
Employee : Yes
I: next to it is if you are on a server with a box (you don’t have such a possibility, it’s an admin of the mail server), the binoculars are the web interface of the mail, on the TV it’s outlook.
Employee: an elephant one, yes
I : Yes. These are different tools for working with the same entity. So the words you wrote above cause a cognitive dissonance in me :)
Employee: understandably, the TV does not work at all while I look at the binoculars))
I: Voyeur

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №99379
 18.06.2014
Reading in the shopping list: Calgon, Baralgin, Voltaren, Faringol
I caught myself on the fact that I pulled the engagement ring on my finger.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №99378
 18.06.2014
Coaches, players change - and the Russian national team does not lose its game!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №99377
 18.06.2014
I walk in the courtyard. A girl is ahead. And so whispered the pope... Just all overwhelmed, the good is something. And imagine, she turns (seems to look at the driver's reaction), and behind the wheel - a aunt (i.e. I am. What a disappointment in her eyes! and ?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №99376
 18.06.2014
From the Hearing:
Do you want to eat?
Well, I’m already crawling.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №99375
 18.06.2014
Mikefender: Did you notice that the Uzbek people look at parked bikes exactly like the Gypsies on horses?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №99374
 18.06.2014
From the dark spaces:
Closing the door to my world. Behind that door live butterflies.
Are they delicious?
zzz: The question from the spectators, who of them lives in the community?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №99373
 18.06.2014
<pushkin> from what can the clitoris hide
<black> thief fucking cooler

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №99372
 18.06.2014
Explain why, well, why owners of expensive cars think that they are not only immortal, but also untouchable?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №99371
 18.06.2014
In Moscow, Lamborghini for 12 million rubles carried out the showcase of Tsuma.

He rushed away from the scene of the accident.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №99370
 18.06.2014
I want a plan and that’s all.I have a new idea!
Is it new? 0 0 0
Oh well the new! Very new, only reinforced.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №99369
 18.06.2014
Thoughts of a passenger in a taxi: What a terrible smell hangs on the driver, even if the nose is stuck.
Thoughts of taxi drivers: As these passengers smell, it would be necessary to hang the refresher more powerful.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №99368
 18.06.2014
Galatea23: I was told here how I was seen in a dream.
Galatea23: This is a very romantic story
Galatea23: I was eaten by orcs

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №99367
 18.06.2014
The pregnant! Get rid of women’s forums!

[ + 24 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №99366
 18.06.2014
The Habr.
AndersonDunai: Dangerous Dave, Brothers Pilots, Color Lines... Seriously hit for the live. I played on a black and white laptop.
Sparhawk: In Color Lines?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №99365
 18.06.2014
Finite La Comédie.
Flash: in the document instead of "agronome" wrote "agronome"
Flash: it's time to tie up with online toys, mother them :)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №99364
 18.06.2014
Today I passed the electricity exam. We are all on the nerves in the corridor. To calm down, I talked about yesterday’s game. Eventually, the preacher looked and demanded to shut up.
It was my turn to give up. I went in, prepared. I report. Two things are OK, and the third is OK. A rating between four and five. In general, the prede takes the count and puts four. I begin to whisper: "Mole, another question, and I went to all the lectures, please".
And the preacher suddenly looks at me so disgustedly and answers: "You, Semenov, at the beginning of the lesson, learn, and then call the lesson foolish." % of (

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