Dance as if no one is seeing.

Sing as if no one is hearing.

Work on two bets, as if you have an extra life.

XX: Lou, why did you turn up in the desert?
Zzzz: That is it.
XXX: Are you okay?
Zzz: It’s all Caesar. He does not dare to kill me openly, so he sent me to this fucking Africa to die of the heat.
Can you sink your head into cold water? It helps to restore clarity of thought.
Zzz: And who will bring the ideals of the Republic back to Rome?

I have a friend who wrote spores in Arabic. They asked him, “What is this?” he replied, “Prayer!”

Meaning of life
You have to fill your life with meaning. When a full ass occurs in life, and the hands drop, the global meaning of life - in the evolution of mankind - will not help. It is necessary to find closer and understandable reasons, in order to live on, and to find them, it takes effort. If a person has not managed to give meaning to his life, no one will do it for him. In difficult circumstances, many strike into religion, because it is necessary to serve as a cradle, to give ready answers to questions such as “why with me” and “what will happen next.” But in the end, what concepts to follow in his life and how exactly a person chooses himself. The meaning of life must not be sought, but created.

English multimillionaire killed by a herd of cows

Successful people need to be more careful with cows. They hate us.

Yyy: A dumb, gray herd of envy flooded a successful and initiative man – a bright individuality. A bright memory!

Zzz: The case with the dog that killed a millionaire, here with a cow... Do you know what it means? This means that a new current will emerge in the Frankfurt School of Marxism, proclaiming animals as the only social group capable of destroying capitalism, because the working class has become bourgeois and is no longer a cake.

For a long time I could not find an explanation for the practical use of shooting the plates on the stand. I am not going to hunt at all, the birds are sorry. Hobby, entertainment, skill to handle weapons? Yes, all right, and at the same time somewhat unconvincing.
But with the advent of quadrocopters, everything changed! and ;)

as to:
And here you sit, let’s say, on the shore. The weather is glorious. The sun warms. Of your enemies you, clear thing, long ago and forgot to think.

Suddenly, bodies begin to swim through the river. O_O

X: Strange that we remember events older than seven years
Q: And what, shouldn’t you?
X is yes. Brain cells die over time.
I don’t want my brain cells to die :(
X: Well, that is also the case. When they do not die
This is called brain cancer.
and fucking
by : :(

xx: We do not celebrate with trees at all. Preventing the construction of a parking lot - so it was rotten. The whole city has already been destroyed.
Yy: In many cities, it feels like orcs have seized power, or those who were raped by trees in their childhood.
ZZ: I don’t see any orcs here.

I sleep. Phone call to the work phone, time 10:30 am. I wake up, turn off the sound, pull up. I roll for 10 minutes, get up, pull, open the morning reports, browse... like everywhere all the norms, no emergency, emergency and other HS.
I call back on an unanswered call... I talk to work for 15 minutes, I lay the phone.
I eat breakfast and watch YouTube. I go to the shower, and in an hour of the day without rush go to work, taking lunch with me in a plastic container. I work quietly until 21:00.

Everything would be cool if it wasn’t one 'but': All this happens on Saturday, my weekend (

from JJ:
American swimmer Michael Phelps, who has won the Olympic Games 23 times, intends to swim against a white shark.

The competition is scheduled for July 23. TV channel Discovery, which is the organizer of this event, has not yet announced the place of the swimming.

The format of the competition between man and predator is unknown.

No comments from the competitor have yet been received.

after long unsuccessful attempts to adjust the site admin properly:
Well, let’s postpone until Monday, I’ll look at the job for a fresh head.
WOW: If it doesn’t work, we’ll take the drum and dig on.
I immediately warn you that it is uncomfortable to dig the drum...

From Advertising :
- Buy on the map "Conscience"...

Oh, now the sellers will ask: "Do you have a conscience?"
I have no conscience and have not.
I do not use my own.
He has lost his conscience.
The unconscious...

My wife moved to another town for a month and a half. Now every day asks for a photo report on the condition of the apartment and the screen of contextual advertising

Congregatio: I promised to tell you how this thing works:
[Photo spray to scare cats from wires and furniture]
I tell you: this piece can not only scare off cats from wires, but also owners, and neighbors in a radius of a hundred kilometers, and can generally be used to drive demonstrations.
It smells like... I don’t even know... a wet potato bag with some chemistry. Marcus walks around the sprayed place along a wide arc, unhappy with his nose.

Offlerthekrok: We tried to squeeze something like that on the couch. Kosharik obviously did not like the smell, so I beat him, turning his face as far as possible.

The secret of the Swiss people is that before, these wary mountaineers in everyone in the district repelled the desire to climb to them. That is why they protect the Vatican.

He excavated the Verroof button from the keyboard so as not to turn off the computer by accidental pressing.
A colleague wanted to turn off the scroll, long wondered why this button is not in place, and thought to press a pencil. Now I think it’s better to cut off contacts or pour a hole.

Periodically I eat in all kinds of KFCs, Burgers and etc.
I go there and first of all I pay attention to the cashiers. Of the favourites: Keremet, Sirga, Intizor, Shurukan and Begima)) as if he had fallen into some order of ancient magicians.