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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №152474
 18.06.2019
Smart is not the woman who strives to do the things of men, but the one who does not prevent a man from doing them.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №152473
 18.06.2019
In my family, everything is full - from hxl and above. In elementary school, I did not have the "right childhood swelling", and I was dragged by doctors: they were looking for worms, then terrible diseases, then nervous disorders. At the sixth dietitian, the mother was psychotic and asked loudly to "explain the torment of the daughter." The doctor is silent, my mother says I will die. The doctor looks at his mother and asks her to sit down. She sits down, reports that she is ready for everything, just to know. Nutritionist: “There’s a guess that you’re eating it.”

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №152472
 18.06.2019
The principle “Don’t hate where you live” has a reverse side – “Don’t live where you hate.”

Therefore, the owners of large money store them in offshores and transport families abroad.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №152471
 18.06.2019
The former waitress told me about it. I ordered to organize a banquet in the city in nature near the client's cottage. Well, the usual thing, prepared everything with the calculation of 100 people plus a special wish of the client, the chef marinated and prepared a huge steak, such as served in America. They can feed another 5 hungry ragbi with the supplement. On the designated day, we come, set up tables, chairs, serve, unfold the open space kitchen and begin to receive incoming guests. I explained to the new bartender that under the threat of death he should not leave the bar stand next to which were all the foods and ready meals and went to serve the guests himself. That's why I hate such events for life, then the birds will remind someone of their head, then the field beast will start to show curiosity, but this time we were interested in the local dogs. They didn't get closer than 20 meters to the kitchen, just a couple of them watched the kitchen, pressing with saliva, and the rest rolled in the grass, as if they were sleeping. Okay, I think there are a lot of people, and our newbie bartender cabinet meter 80, no fools dogs, will not risk. Here suddenly one of the waitresses rushes out the bowl and with it falls a bunch of washed dishes. Nothing broke, but a small mess attracted attention. The bartender, guided by a gentleman's impulse, came out of the bench and went to help the girl collect the dishes. This is what the dog brigade was waiting for. According to the command, a couple of observing dogs crashed from the spot and at high speed reached the kitchen, grabbed the meat with their teeth on both sides and ran into the field, and in the aftermath, the rest of the dog team, scattering from the excitement. It was a stunning picture, a healthy steak supported by two dogs flying through the field, followed by three more with grace of running wolves, and this whole gang is hiding somewhere in the slum. All 8 people of the staff slid down the carpenter for the expenses incurred by the restaurant, and no one spoke to the bartender for a couple of days, but after all, there will be something to remember for old age.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №152470
 18.06.2019
My father’s brother came to me for a week or two.

in the form of Major. My brother and I were small at the time.

What surprised us was that he did not break up with his diplomat for a moment. Like in a postman’s cartoon.

The package had it. I took him to the toilet and the bathroom with me.

And as for breakfast, when everyone was sitting at the same table, I asked what he wanted his diplomat. His mother replied that there were secret military documents and he could not leave them unattended.

- But not, brother interrupted me, just uncle Misha came to buy on DV foreign trade, I heard his conversation on the phone. And the diplomat obviously has money and he is very afraid that we will steal it, because he does not let it out of his hands.

And he didn’t go to the hotel because it was expensive and we got it for free.

Everyone at the table was red of shame except me and my brother.

On the evening, Uncle Misha was already in the hotel.

Well, it is probably worth adding that a relative even came without a ball with spices to the other end of the country.

He ate and drank for three.

No one bothered us, everyone just breathed up.

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