If you listen to a woman, then men are divided into two categories: smart, sexy, working, wealthy, and her husband.

<kafka> Yesterday I was on a rope at a comrade in Rodeo Drive. On the door hangs an ad with an approximate content about this: "Please do not engage in any kind of sex at the rehearsal point. If not, do not leave condoms here. Otherwise I will put the cameras."

XXX: The officer received an agenda from the military committee. He will soon be sent to serve. How to register this event in the personnel account?
YYY: Write off like an animal that came into inutility.

Olesya Pasha (15:42) :
Hi to you! Which opera is better!? to

Fantaziya 179 (15:43) :
Download the opera "Traviata" Verdi.

Who is? Who made the vol-
De Morta is speaking.
The voice of Lukashenko?! to
I cried the whole film.

Chel, you have forced the sex of Russia to go to the movie to listen to the voice of Lukashenko =)

We drove like with friends to the lake, 2 cars, four, on the way back to the field decided to stop to snatch the wives of chamomile, then the picture as 4 adult men roll on the field of chamomile, the first comment from the passing car: - "Go here to the hemp field."

Discuss the video in which the sovoka brings beer from the refrigerator to the owner:

OldDimon: Oh, I’m nostalgic for the distant times... I never taught my dogs to bring beer, but here’s my two-year-old daughter... I rolled on the couch in front of the TV and said:
Daddy wants a beer!
She ran to the kitchen, opened the refrigerator, got a bottle of beer, ran to me, covered the bottle, poured a glass and served me with the words:
Dad, please drink it!
And then this paradise pleasure was seen by my wife...In short, there was a cruel and cynical expulsion from heaven. and ((

If on Monday, waking up from the third alarm clock, the walk of a loving zombie add to the kitchen, drank a cup of coffee and then decided to pour the milk there, which simply has to be fresh, because you just bought it yesterday, know, milk, doll, no one is obliged to do anything and spoil your so worthless Monday - it is easy! The Frog (
c) Encircled

96.8% of Russian citizens fully trust law enforcement agencies and feel safe from criminal assaults. Survey was conducted among passengers of electric vehicles by law enforcement forces

From the sex forum.

XHHH: Clearly...But how do I do it, so that girlfriend, I understand what I’m excited about?
Shut down the shells and flirt.

L13: Remember the boss told you the famous phrase of Comrade C. "We have no irreplaceable people" when did you dismiss?
P: well
L13: He himself was not irreplaceable.

Justin Bieber was in the 7th place of the ranking "The most popular women of the Internet".

Fuck yeah

The Child:
I don’t know how to be a guy at 31 years old. O_O

You will be 25 years old ;)

Pauls: After the receiver "Kazakhstan" turns out to be the only of your gadgets to survive a thermonuclear explosion, you will look at it with different eyes...
Swedish: The broken ones?

xxx: I, of course, understand everything, but the question: “Are you studying in university or university?” puts me in a deadlock.

Tidei: I am a representative of old school'a!
One-Raper: Why is that more?
Tidei: Because I finished school before Fursenko became Minister of Education!

It is pleasant, sometimes, to wake up and be surprised to find that you are at home...it is true without money, glasses, memory, but with a club bracelet (to know where such a club is), a mushroom on your leg and a sick head, and then go to the neighboring room and find a sleeping friend who is unclear how you found, because he lives in another city...

Ambulacetus: I am standing now, looking out the window (second floor), breathing fresh air (after the rain it is especially good). I see a beautiful girl coming. I decided to see where she was going. Suddenly
Oh Oh Oh! She goes to the bushes (there are a lot of them under the window), removes shorts, then strings, starts writing. In the middle of the process I suddenly said (I don’t know why):
My name is Egor.
Not a fool?

RARY TWORK: It was necessary to make the compliment that you did not see such a poop before, and that these bushes are always at its service, and you "My name is Egor", who will give you after that...

Brightside: I sit on myself, I don’t touch anyone. Here suddenly comes a text message: "Straw someone". O_O

There was a case with a friend. He entered the Academy of the FSB, did not enter because he did not pass the psychological test. When asked, “Have you had suicides in your family?” he replied, “No more.”