[14:56:22] Damir: Skype is not so tight under our mentality and vocabulary. No smiling on the accordeon.

Dad calculated my hash on my friend’s Facebook account. Maybe I missed something and he’s a former KGB shaker?

I was added by a former classmate to VKontakte friends. I look at her photos: here she is pregnant, here she is with a baby. I think it’s interesting to look at my husband, strange that he’s not in any photo. The album is titled "My Ex Wedding". Thank you very much ?

Contact with technical support:
"Did you have problems before we tried to fix them?"

Guys, making a girl/wife love anal sex is very easy!

To do this, give her a strapon and get up in the elbow.

Tag: attack warning
Episode: Hurricane at Night
WOW: How do you know?
HHH: Anna just said
WHO said to her
She is Dad.
Who is Dad?
The electricians came, they said.
WHO and WHO
He was warned by someone.
I don’t see any synoptics on this Saratoga radio.

I’m going to beat you, Bollywood!
Tag: on the lips

Transmission of SMS
It is: a quiet night.
After 10 minutes
She: A quiet night
Are you pinging?
She: No, I show attention and care, I just want to talk, I miss it... Well in general, yes, pinguin.
Have a quiet night))

X: Please interrupt the server... it’s scary.
Y: The server was repussyed
X: thank you

Romance, candles, bath with foam. And the nephew of the little one, Scuco, poured the food dye blue into all the pots with salt and gel, and I am not yet able to do anything because of my poor vision.
xxxh: in general, the light turned on, and we are blue shit, and the dacha rocks up, looking at my blue male dignity, in general, all the romance is covered (
Fool, I should have said that! Type, sexas in the style of avatar XD

A cleaner, this is a type of CAD that can drive the director out of his own office and not let him in until the floor dries out =)

He: Where did you move?? to
Is there 50 rubles?
He is :?? to
He is: No yes!
I am: Turn it out!
I: the side on which the number is printed!
He is: well!
I am the one who hugs the girl.)
He is ))

I am in line in the dining room. The evil guy runs and cries out to the saleswoman: “Have you broken my cigarettes?”
P is yes.
Why didn’t they give?
Q: Smoking is harmful.

Talk about tattoos:
I wanted to make a horse on the ribs instead of lilies.
What did she not do?
I dress up in front of a man, and there... a horse!! to
Oh though..

You don’t have to be a shit, even if you’re in the ass.

You need to sell this fucking printer.
Q: Have you already posted an advertisement?
He hanged on his refrigerator: If you want to eat, sell the printer!

In England it is safer to cross the road with a dog, in the United States with a child, in France with a beautiful woman. And in Russia, to grind, with basuka!

KJ: Is that what I should think? A colleague went for a week, shoot all the cigarettes, complained that there was no money to even eat to buy. She got an advance, and she went and bought a powder.

In Serpukhov on one side of the road are located in a row and approximately three churches of the same size, and behind the corner a fourth. Why are they so many?
Tagged: RAID

XX: this writer =="
WOW: What else did she do?
Oh no, you’re doing Aikido, you know. The dick walked on a dark alley yesterday, she explained one reception to me. There are three men who come to us with obviously bad intentions. And what do you think? She didn't even wait until they dug up to us - not stopping to explain, gently took one by the hand, the one unconsciously knocked, and she like struck him on the floor, until the bones crushed. The other two killed me, and they hit me. Idiots... in general, I then called an ambulance – she accidentally put one of them with his head on the border. And now the menta do not believe that this little and thin thing has put three men, and they are trying to squeeze my bodily =="
Tagged with: xDDD cricket, guy