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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №100671
 18.07.2014
My girlfriend stands with her son at the zoo shop, they watch for hamsters...
Do you want a hamster?
No, I don’t want a ham.
And whom do you want?
The dog...
and my son!!We have agreed with you!!! to
A costly man’s tear slipped on the cheek of a twelve-year-old boy... In turn, many sympathetically breathed.
8 dogs were waiting for him at the boy's house, but at 9 y, the mother has not been able to break up.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №100670
 18.07.2014
I dreamed of you naked today.
WOW: And how then?
HHH: So for yourself.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №100669
 18.07.2014
Comment on the news that the Belarusian military is looking for the lost drone through an advertisement in the newspaper. The message about the loss of the aircraft was published in the district edition "Mayak". The announcement relied on a photo of the UAV, so that the one who found it did not confuse it with another drone:

xxxh: I saw some drone from the bus window today.. he walked around the stop and cried a little bit on the "kerosene", to fly home. But there was no photo - I don't know if he or not.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №100668
 18.07.2014
here here :

Am I the only one who thinks that chips should taste like fried potatoes?

No is it!! You are not alone! But we are few...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №100667
 18.07.2014
I’m on holiday today, very boring, I’m sitting and reading Tolkien. What are you busy with?
yyy: we are happy to sit in Sherlock Holmes playing...we try to find out who from the university archive was looking in the yandex "strapons and phalloprostheses, male and female" (contextual advertising on three compasses jumped out). One IP address, about 500 comps. It could be anyone. I think XDD

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №100666
 18.07.2014
Not far from our station appeared a "point" with prostitutes.A terrible scandal was arranged by a grandfather, demanding a discount on the card of a moscovite.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №100665
 18.07.2014
On one known resource, approval is used to be expressed by the word "Gave!".
But any disapproval and criticism is widely accepted to argue.

The criticism of speech in parts is very strong.

Generally speaking, of course Gave! But...

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №100664
 18.07.2014
xxx: You know, sometimes I even think, maybe we could communicate? And then I wear Panama and the sunshine stops shining on me.)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №100663
 18.07.2014
I add :

What else is the disregarding "meat-eating"? Don’t you think you’re a bit upset, fellow herbivores?
— — —
And even more... vegan! Our food is on yours.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №100662
 18.07.2014
Once such a drunk, not entirely, but about the lighthouse.
I ride to my sister in Kharkov once a year. There is a small company gathering in which my old friend with whom I studied together. He maneuvered at the knives before, now sits on the onion. On the walk also two pieces of folders (one I could barely stretch, although not offended by force). But knives are a diagnosis. In general, we sit, the forest garden, the weekend, mangal, beer, we are two men and three women. There was a rookie girl, six. Something began to collapse. The connection came quickly.
Do you have a tail? What is it without a tail?
The acquaintance stands up from the barrel and from behind the back from under the balacon gets the TESAK which the Catacans would not shame.
No, we don’t need a tail.
And one movement cuts a branch of thickness from the hand at the dried akacia.
In general, they also didn’t need a tail, and so the branch attacked.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №100661
 18.07.2014
What is logic?
Men's socks 30 p / pair
Children's socks 100 p / pair
The wife said, buy yourself socks, there will be golf for the child.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №100660
 18.07.2014
A couple of months ago, I won a glowing condom. I tried to use them — to be honest — it didn’t work out, because it was horribly funny. And after the phrase addressed to his beloved husband: "Please dedicate me here," he was laughing at all under the bed.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №100659
 18.07.2014
From a discussion of the Theory of Relativity in relation to the GPS on the Huber:

>> And you can also read a very good article on Lurk, where the current state of affairs is explained.
“When Lurk is referred to in the Hebra, or the books of Feynman or Penrose and other intelligent people... it is disturbing.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №100658
 18.07.2014
In the technical support cabinet there is a refrigerator with water in the closet.
Engineers run a lot and often come to drink. The water is cold, so do not use it many times. Well, they adapted to using a vodka drink - the volume is just appropriate.
No way, grinding, I can’t get used to the situation when my employee gets a drink, somewhere in the closet counts "hundred", throws into himself and goes on to work : )

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №100657
 18.07.2014
Russia and America generally have a love-hate relationship, they like to hate America and all the American and Jirinovsky orets that McDonald’s and Coca-Cola should be banned) but at the same time in Moscow they build the shopping center of Vegas City and laugh there something more like Times Square with advertising than Vegas. And everywhere they have names all-type - Plaza, Laksheri Club and so on. Where is the great and powerful Russian language? Russia seems to hate America so much that it wants to build and destroy it.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №100656
 18.07.2014
I will answer:

Tell me, the bearers of the universal mind, how do you pick up cats from the street? I didn’t get any in my hands... Dogs are easy, and cats no.

I feed, always feed a hungry animal on the street, a couple of sausages or a bag of food is a very small expense, and cat food will ease the hard street life at least a little. Now the second animal from the street lives at my house. They choose me themselves. The first was very quiet, he only rejoiced me, clung to my feet and asked no longer for food, but for favors. He died of cancer this winter at the age of 11, lamented by his entire family. The new, shy girl, who was attached to me in the spring, also licked more than she ate and ran after me into the entrance. had to take.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №100655
 18.07.2014
We go home with my mother, look from a distance - on the stairs leading to the entrance door, there is a body sitting, red from the influences and swinging from side to side. Dangerously passing by, I hear his dark, but clear whirling.
The Body:
and Bamberg.
Mother, apparently, mechanically, remembering the winged phrase:
Kirgizistan is bamboo!
The body raises the head, then follows the question said with sincere drunken astonishment:
Where do you know Russian?
When I opened the door, my hands trembled from the hard-held rust.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №100654
 18.07.2014
From one vase forum, a question in a vase section that contains tons of keys and activation methods:
Is it worth buying a licensed copy of Windows 7 or is it better to just download it?
It’s a matter of religion :-)

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №100653
 18.07.2014
I read about working with idiots.
This is just a normal office. I was a witness to a really stupid story.
I received a letter from an unknown address. The employee - a good guy, called Sisadmin: type, what to do? And he says, open it up. Well, they opened... And the entire grid after an hour was filled with the fresh Nimda virus at the time. And the matter was in the evening... And the newspaper had to be urgently handed over... With sorrow, the infection was halved on the compass, but it remained on the network. They called Sisadmin, and he was like this: "A poffig, we have servers on Linux!"
This is where real idiots are!

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №100652
 18.07.2014
Is it?

This is one of the most important things in the world.
But why not try to reduce the harm you cause to the world/people/nature if you can’t reduce it altogether? And not to exclude from my way of life what is obviously and reliably related to the killing of mammals and what can I do without?
This is one of the most important things in the world.

*suspiciously spotted* Give up to me, comrades, vegans and on this site started to campaign. In fact, that’s why they don’t like them: why complain about harm to nature, etc., on a humorist website? Is there nowhere else?

Why not remember the purpose of this site and not post, finally, humor:
At the World Championship in athletics was set a new world record in the casting of a hammer. Two spectators were injured, five were stunned. There are no casualties"

P.s I will eat meat.

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