Kirill
If you are talking about watches that make sense to buy, that is. The price of a normal mechanic starts from somewhere the same 2,000 euros, as it is self-worthful, and not just a thing that time shows. Although for 2,000 it will be quite mediocre in reliability and accuracy of the product.

Edzieff
Enough of the Patriarch.

Kirill
and 😉

Advice in one MMORPG:

If you suddenly encounter a huge group of bloodthirsty monsters, do not be afraid, they are as scared as you.
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YYYY :

O_O
Her grandmother calls her friend who doesn’t get up.
He asks about the blasphemy.
Her grandmother grinned:
"All ok, Marinoch, you can come to visit me...
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These are wonderful jokes, and you say Petrosian...

Exam for Radio Amateur:
Do you have experience working on the air?
- Yes, the operator at the main radio centers of the GRU, FSO, Navy.
It is not counted.

Never hang a colorful shirt in an empty office under the Cradle of Filth.
Especially if you are a 25-year-old.
Cognitive dissonance (Cognitive dissonance)

xxx: I heard on the radio that Assange is still being extradited to Sweden.
YYY: What will the extraction be done?
Zzz: A denaturation of democracy, obviously.
Hubby©

I will not argue with fools.
Yyy: Cool, that means you will never have internal conflicts.

<xxx> We once conducted a psychoanalysis of "Baby and Carlson" with my wife after the 101st viewing of this cartoon by our child. The child is an autistic schizophrenic. Carlson is his dark alter-ego on which he spits all his hooliganistic crafts. The confirmation of schizophrenic hallucination is that Carlson appears only in a stressful situation for the Baby, also no one sees him, Frecken Bock is not in the account - the Baby with a virtual friend Carlson caused a mental disorder in the woman, that she herself and confirms: "And I went crazy - what an annoyance." The image of Carlson is partially taken by the Baby from his father - he also repeats: "Peace, only peace!", the father showed violence to the Baby in his early childhood, which could have caused the onset of his illness. and etc. and etc.