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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №101847
 18.08.2014
An atheist came to heaven by chance.
Close the door quietly.
God says you don’t want to
Do not believe
by Nassau

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №101846
 18.08.2014
The man who pursues the harvest does not notice the harvest.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №101845
 18.08.2014
What do you know about the April joke?
One cake from Alaska dragged old car tires onto the slope of the volcano for a year to light them on April 1. Half a city in panic, local emergency services are mobilizing...
From April 1st, guys!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №101844
 18.08.2014
So, let’s get a buzz?
It is 4 o’clock in the morning!
I ask you what time is?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №101843
 18.08.2014
I went to the store for greenfield tea. The seller told me that it appeared the same, only with honey. Without looking thrown into the bag)) and only at home understood why there is no honey in the tea :) and for this woman it will always be there))
The tea is called "camomile MEADOW"

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