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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №133687
 18.09.2016
The last sleep scene before waking up was a clinic, where the grandmothers shared their impressions of the government’s innovation: everyone who connects a certain amount of things for humanitarian aid to the clinic is driven by a free taxi.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №133686
 18.09.2016
The deadlines are burning, and the promises are already made, I go to the office on Saturday. On the way, I wanted to eat, went to Caravaggio, no free table, took food with me. In the office in our corner is a pleasant half-dark, because there are no windows. No coffee, it ended the day before. I ate, wanted to sleep, decided to realize the dream in open space to fall on the pubs...in general I woke up after an hour and a half, because I dreamed that in the office I was, the work is burning, on the weekend I will have to come :)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №133685
 18.09.2016
xxx: give the pitbull in good hands - kind, affectionate, loving grandmothers

One grandmother for a week.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №133684
 18.09.2016
I met Max. He served in the Marines. Is it not dangerous to health?? to
Ask your husband, the Red Rider.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №133683
 18.09.2016
I don’t sleep so much that I don’t have bags under my eyes, but eyes over my bags.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №133682
 18.09.2016
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How fun to learn a rare foreign language, such as Swedish. <...> But none of them know that you’re reading jokes about a pear or a jay fanfic.
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Swedish in Swedish? Give it, give it two.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №133681
 18.09.2016
Remember: relatives, friends, acquaintances and colleagues lie to you unconsciously! To the question "What’s in my head?" they always answer "Normally everything is in your head". And only completely strangers, strangers on the street will honestly say "Pit..c, guy, you have big problems with your head".

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №133680
 18.09.2016
The mother-in-law told how at the entrance to the forest she met two men in expensive costumes and with new identical enamelled cages in their hands. The pattern that began to crack was broken by the question: - And where are the mushrooms gathered here?

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