Iksss: Brother decided to play Sisadmin and went to a friend's mother to repair the computer. Eventually I brought him to see. I looked, switched the power unit from the back to the VCL. In the evening, it will be repaired.

<xxx> should not be forgotten, years so by 30, married to get married DDD
<yyy> a reminder in the phone set.)

Daddy comes to me and asks, “Daughter, can you translate the phrase into English?”
I: "Well, e, I will try."
Father: "Nachalyava’s asshole shuffled and crackled".
It turns and, disgustingly chicky, leaves. What was that, forgive me?

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Ohhhhh... very much! When will all wars on the planet end?! to
WOW:...and will move into space.

Mind is the ability to benefit from information.

The fucking elevator.

Records from the diary of the German soldier, who fought at Stalingrad, was captured, and in 1953 he returned home healthy:
1 October 1942. Our assault battalion went to the Volga. More precisely, 500 meters to the Volga. Tomorrow we will be on that shore and the war is over.”
“On 3 October. Very strong fire resistance, we can not overcome those 500 meters. We are at the border of some bread elevator.”
“On 6 October. The fucking elevator. Impossible to approach him. Our losses exceeded 30 percent.”
“On 10 October. Where do these Russians come from? The elevator is no longer there, but every time we approach it, there is a fire from underground.”
“15 of October. We overcame the elevator. There are 100 members of our battalion.”
and then :
“It turned out that the elevator was defended by 18 Russians, we found 18 bodies.”
Do you imagine? 18 of bodies. They were attacked by a battalion.

I saw the girl's status, like "Stop pumping the biceps, normal guys have been pumping oil for a long time."
I answered:
- Stop pumping your lips and chest, normal girls have long been pumping a baby bed and singing a whirlwind!

I hug him, tired after work:
I can say a million times I love you.
Go eat faster and go to bed.

The real p**child is when your cat/cat has more sex than you have.

Today at work there was an epic file - I went to the bugs to repair the falling computer again, and the place of their habitat we call the chicken and here I call, I answer without a back-thinking saying I will soon be in the chicken, and here I notice a small accountant who has changed in the face, and I say the first thing that comes to the head: "Well, in the sense of lawyers." And the eye of the abuch, the kind of calmed down and even the resentment appeared in the sight, well, I think it passed, and then I looked around, and there full of anger and hatred the eyes of the principal...

@semerbau
Why is your head so dirty?
I: Noah, there was no water at first, and then there was no sense.

I wanted to go to bed at 17.
[02:30:42] Wire: and at 20
[02:30:46] Wire: and at 23...

Terry: M... After my girlfriend’s wedding you don’t scare me anymore.
Recently revised the first part of Cuba and all subsequent
Zero emotions at all
But as I recall the mass dance under the Verka-Srdjucka... it throws into trembling.

I am Terry!! I will not sleep!!! to

Terry: In order to be cool at all, imagine how the bride, on the mandate of the tamada, feeds the bridegroom from a spoon through a slit in the plate, and he depicts the baby.

I: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I will tell you something terrible.

I am: PAMAGITTE!!!!! to
hit in the corner
Unknown to you!!! to

Terry: the dancing of the girls in the saraphan and the chickens with a cottage under the Mulan Rush?
You are Insmunt. Insmunt
There are worse things)

XXX: So Tolik calls YYY a dictator.
YYY: No, he doesn’t call me...I banned him.

News on Yandex: "The head of the special forces of the Ministry of Internal Affairs accused of drunken fighting with the commanders of OMONA and SOBRA"

This is what I understand "The Battle of the Titans"

He said, “Put my jacket, you’re frozen. Satisfy my male nobleness!
She: Is it going on again?

XXX: I Bite You
xxx: you are without complexes, because you are permanently undercover)))
YYY: No, I’m sober and I’m not very complex either.
Are you sitting in the cabinet?
I am not a complex, not an idiot.

The cat will try to hold on your knees even when you get up from the chair. Until the last minute, she hopes that your conscience will wake up and you will sit back.

xxx: I need a smartphone on a normal Android-type OS, with a bunch of features?, good performance, dust\moisture\gunproof\ with battery for a month, compass\gps\satellite plate + blackjack and prostitutes )))
xxx: but the producers don’t listen to me ))))
YYY: Do it yourself
xxx: tried, all washing machines get
yyy: the place of damnation )))

In the institute dining room hanged a banner with lighting. On it is a joyful girl and signature: Learn fashion!". Only this signature is not on the banner itself, but made with a sticker. I became curious why. They looked, under the sticker also an inscription that read...that "Learning is fashionable".