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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №70177
 18.09.2012
> + to everything after the bird’s training you can have a dialogue=))

But you can be so silent with the cat.
When without strength after work you sit in a chair, and he folds up and lovingly shakes on your knees, you don’t want any dialogue.
Then he will raise his head, and you will meet with your eyes: “So, brother,” he will tell you in silence, “and is it not time for us to eat?”
You also silently agree, and you go eat your dinner.
There is no need for words, complete harmony of being.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №70176
 18.09.2012
Mom: I heard, our measures today the rally arranges, he was there with someone from the Duma of the region something did not share.
Sister (at this point she went into the bathroom and cried out from there): they can argue, but they can’t do the way!!!! to
Not in the bathroom, all nine floors hear you.
Sister: Believe me, they will all support me!! to

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