What a smart sisadmin - I say I have a notebook cut off when I insert the flash - he said that it shouldn't be so, it's wrong...

xxx:People urgently need help started to connect everything on their own but the screws from the wing do not fit to the mother just absolutely not that connector!if there is a possibility to give advice by phone or otherwise I will be grateful very need to earn a plus
YYY: the beginning of photos
zzz: >yyy:the beginning of the picture
ttt: >zzz: >yyy:the beginning of the picture
xxx: here I will post photos of winch and shleif

Today I cursed the man who invented the T9. I write an ordinary SMS to my girlfriend who is studying with me at the same university: "How many couples?". Dumb T9 writes "How many of us?". He noticed a mistake after sending, considered himself a debil. The answer comes: "Once you asked yourself... we will soon be 3". I try to call back.

by Lapa
Aaaah... I’m just a puppy!! I am sitting right next to the door, in a large office, we have several services here, including the staff... Well, the door opens, a strange-looking confused girl appears, stumbles on the threshold (how she did it I don’t know, it’s impossible to stumble there!!!), falls, enters the middle of the cabinet on the stomach, then jumps, pulls the bag from the floor and the bullet flows out of the cabinet... in three seconds she opens the door, makes the most solid look and reports that she came to the interview!!!!!!! The whole room slowly slipped on the table.

Studying at the Agricultural University, at one of the practices the teacher says the words "I can tell you that in agriculture there is money...". Voice from the audience: "Only tss..."

From chat lineage2, communication with GM:
EDMANN: Hello
EDMANN: I have a problem.
->EDMANN: And I should guess it?
EDMANN: In general, a friend betrayed me I was sitting near the house he asked to go into my spell I went
EDMANN: showed
EDMANN: here is such a joke come 2 guys I don't have time to get out of the game
EDMANN: How Three People Start Holding Me and One Stumbling Me
EDMANN: What should I do?
Edman: They took everything from me.
->EDMANN: to file a complaint to the police
EDMANN: Will GMs not help?

Do you have an age test on Facebook?
I know my age :)
Determination of real physiological age.
Is it necessary to send a member to the disc, so that it can count the annual rings?

Xel: I walk through the street, I observe the picture: on the bench a man of about fourteen years smokes, a girl rides to him: you won't have a lighter? The man stretches her a cigarette (in the name of a cigarette), she with the phrase "thank you" takes a cigarette, stretches and leaves with her =) the man was in such a shower that he didn't even say anything.

A friend working at MTS said:
“Today I walk through the corridor, and our administrator steps in front of me and pulls old mice on the floor, holding them for the wire. I asked: Do you want to walk?

Korean (15:01:19 12/09/2008)
How is the proga called by which on the grid you can see what is being done on someone else's car?
Kadrin (15:05:07 12/09/2008)
Jaebu
Korean (15:05:26 12/09/2008)
OK is

Admin at our work his friend (also admin) told us:
Closed it means users access to the basement. In what one of the users promised to make a doll like him and tick it with needles. The next day she changed her mind: she said that she would make a server doll and plunder it every Friday at 4 p.m.)

I’m going to get sugar now! ?

DDD: I’m crazy with refinade, short... I have one sugar (round) from a pink box. The second is a square, from a blue box. Probably a boy and a girl. I have now thrown them both into one cup (there is a little water left at the bottom) and I watch them melt...there they melt, cuddle in each other’s sweet arms, fuse in the impulse of ecstasy...and...mmm...I’m their KAAAK NAAA boiling water on the back! Ohhhhhhhhhh ?

Mmm, fuck, you probably have an aural job.)

XXX is
I have a little boy who likes to do...

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Mined =

I decided a colleague at work to tell a story from his fun, rural youth. The whole group was lying under the table after the first phrase: "They take me drunk to fight."

Volch: I started to plug the paddle with a stepler, so as not to hide smaller relatives in the washing machine. Fuck, why am I so late?and :(

Shortly we came there with a guy, collecting a new computer. we put it, and it does not rub, we open the system... and there next, the operative is absent and both slots are glued with a warranty sticker

The Deputy Head of the State Department said that Washington still considers Moscow an “aggressor”, but intends to preserve for future generations of Americans the possibility of cooperation with it, for the benefit of today’s Russian leaders will not be “at power forever.”

The Americans really didn’t understand anything yet? :D

A couple of English. There is a homon in the audience. The student can’t stand it and (evidently interfering with the phrase in his head) shouts out: “Do you let me be silent or not?”

He: Sooner or later you will drag me to the toilet and rape me, ahung!!!)))
What a shit you think of me.
He: I don’t think you are what!!))
I’m... a little hopeful...

From Forum
And I had a funny case: I came to the European Auto Show with a girl - helped her in choosing.
In the Salon, the ball of the kathi - no one manager, we walk - the air pine, we read the releases. The guard complained, approached: You, I see a Japanese car driving?
and yes!
Why did you come here?