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[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70237
 18.09.2012
by C HABRA:

Calm, only peace of mind. Understand, such a radical homophobia can simply be a sign of latent homosexuality.

WOW: Then it follows from the principle of symmetry that the fierce defenders of gay rights are latent homophobes. and :-)

Zzz: and those who are against drunkenness are latent alcoholics, those who are against humility are latent brutals, those who are against ignorance are latent impasse, those who are against crime are a latent killer...

Vvv: And who has arachnophobia is that latent spider!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №70236
 18.09.2012
Discussion of Yanukovych's arrival in Odessa:
Niogat: Until this morning I didn’t know we had so many mints in the city. Every 20 meters for 2-3 people. Why were they taught so much? What is their function? The question is rhetorical, the country of clinical idiots.
Tag: rubbish pipeline

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №70235
 18.09.2012
In Vladivostok, after the rain, collided a motor boat and a SUV

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №70234
 18.09.2012
How did you get to argue with Sania??? He’s so kind and honest that when he plays Assassin’s Creed, he throws people money if he shattered their legs, or broke their nose! and :)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №70233
 18.09.2012
From Habr:
XXX is Oh! Chinese in automatic translation sounds loud! One of the cameras manufacturers wrote to us in Russian. When we answered, we received a letter with the following signature:
“It’s raining outside right now, but your email is like sunlight from the window. thank you.”

Yyy: They should have written in response in Russian too: “Just thank you for such a wonderful letter in our box! It’s like a world fire around, and your letter is like an ironic rain with cheerful eggs!”

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70232
 18.09.2012
What kind of girl am I?
I wore a coat of decoult today, and when I went down the stairs, I looked at my own chest and almost fell down the stairs! >_<

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №70231
 18.09.2012
Review of Half Life 2: Black Mesa
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Reincarnation of the game! Even the bugs passed one-on-one, as I stuck in the elevator a year ago - so I stuck in that same place!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №70230
 18.09.2012
The husband goes to work, the wife stands...

M. You look at me like I’m not going to work, I’m going to fuck.
Looking at your hole socks, I’m sure it’s for work.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №70229
 18.09.2012
I know how to dig holes that are so flat.
and deep
Luckily someone with you.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №70228
 18.09.2012
From Habr. Reasoning the negligence of engineers who allowed the bacteria to enter the installation.
X: Imagine this situation: in a few decades, researchers arrive with another expedition to Mars and instead of finding extraterrestrial life there, they find well-known earthly microorganisms that have adapted to the new environment.
YYY: This is how some halterists brought life to the earth...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №70227
 18.09.2012
Where do you think people live longer in cities or rural areas?
YYY: In Japan

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №70226
 18.09.2012
xxx: Regarding the training of dogs to commands, my dog knows such commands as: Vanuyu, Running, Tiger and Kabbalah=).
yyy: mya, vital teams)))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №70225
 18.09.2012
<Mut> Beast**: sit in the bar and shoot with the eyebrows
<The Beast**> Mut, oh, the men pifug on my eyes
<Mut> Beast**: shoot the pope... but not in the literal sense

[ + 46 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70224
 18.09.2012
The most funny thing is that in essence, the film "The Innocence of Muslims", in spite of all its murderousness, provoked fierce fanatical cosplay actions around the world. You will see: the film describes Muslims as savages who are unable to fit into the modern picture of the world, as well as to follow the vows of their own religion, violating almost all its postulates, covering themselves with their own traditions. And at the same time, how deeply reacted the fan clubs of the film in the Middle East! Massacres, murders and burning of flags. A genuine, high-quality fan cosplay!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №70223
 18.09.2012
thx(11:15:11 18/09/2012)
Today in the bus 060 route: "man pay for the trip", "I already paid", "how did you pay if you just entered?", "I went out for cigarettes at the stop". O_O

Wicked(11:15:35 18/09/2012)
And this is Yekaterinburg, it is here that buses go from district to district for three to four days and passengers go out at the stops to buy cigarettes, beer, sausages and toilet paper.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №70222
 18.09.2012
In hell there is a special boiler for those who call the system unit the processor.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №70221
 18.09.2012
6,000 on the map. You need to pay 6800 taxes, + carpets, + oil...
Do you take organs?
Learn to set priorities.
I have new shoes, thank you for the advice.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №70220
 18.09.2012
Not immersed in the internet, the husband is interested in:
Trolling is in what position?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №70219
 18.09.2012
xx > Even if you are looking for a philosophical stone on the Internet, you will often show your breasts.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №70218
 18.09.2012
They brought the Germans to Russia.
The first shock for them was Gazelle with a Mercedes radiator grille.

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