Our fathers answered mothers about the warehouses: “I need everything here, don’t touch anything.”
We are in school years: "Everything on the desk I need, do not touch anything."
These thoughts came to my mind because I was looking at 40 open tabs in my browser.

Here is this:

xxx: I'm a loader, and I don't want to unload the fur before 11 p.m., I want to read at my Hobbit warehouse!!! to

Guy, pass on to your colleagues, so that they don't wander with the load at 4 in the morning somewhere here, and then you won't be unloaded until 11 in the night somewhere there.
So if you dumped the sugar, that’s me.

And I'm a fur driver, and I don't want to stand under the discharge until 11 o'clock at night, I want a roasted cat.

xxx: Probably all Novosibirsk people know about the livelihoods "Jubileum" (he is also "4th micro-region"), Snegiri" (he is also "5th micro-region") and "Rodniki" (he is also "6th micro-region"). Where is the 1st, 2nd and 3rd microryne?
George Lucas thought that the first three would appear in 10 years.

In London, a 23-year-old man received a knife wound and was robbed after buying a disc with the game GTA 5.

Real gangsters will only get their favorite game.
It is very conceptual.

Studying in the universe (first course)
The critical days have begun, and here is just FIZ-RA. He went to the hospital to get his release.
I knock, I come in, there is a guy sitting there, measuring the temperature. A little confused I said:
- I have physical culture and eeee... as if it were to be said by a young man.
What he answers:
- Girl, I am under thirty years old, I am married and expect a child, about your PMS I probably know more than you, don't be embarrassed, say as is.
I was upset and the nurse issued a release.
I go out of the medical point and encounter a familiar four-student, Artem. We started a nice conversation with him (I really like him). Here from the point’s mid comes out that "under thirty" and says:
- Artem, that you have with her, she has PMS, she will not give you today!

xxx: My favorite part in the Bible is when God gives people freedom of will, then kills them by flooding because they don’t behave as he wants.
yyy: A good and very logical part. I like her too.

Maniana: Discover the secret, how do you, with your dislike for football and hockey, always manage in the team, not to participate in the discussion of games, commands, etc.? Even with you do not speak, and no one tries to convert you to their faith?
Recon105: Well, that’s elementary, Watson! ) I will find out for which team everyone is sick and who is their main competitor, and then in the first conversation on this topic, I say that I am sick for the opposite. All discussions of football with me are excluded, especially if I am the boss! )))

It has been repeatedly observed that if you gently embrace a cat, his mouth perfectly fits into the face relief, in the slope between the whisky, eyebrows, nose and scull. I think it is not coincidental.

Go with a friend in the car. A woman passes by in a jeep.
Friends as usual:
Look at the pump!
Nippon, we are here.
Choi is that?
A number of Moldovan...
c) and

Uzer: Fedor, set me this door, it’s for your version.
Fedora: Of course
Uzer: Fedor, set me this door, it’s for your old version.
Feodora: Well, I need >9000 libraries, but I will

Uzer: Windows, set me this door, it’s for your version.
Windows: of course
Uzer: Windows, set me this door, it’s for your old version.
Windows : No!

Uzer: Gent, set me this door, it’s for your version.
Ghent: Never ever!

Take a bottle from me! Better than two.)
2: for what is it?))
A neighbor asked me to buy two bottles. She asked me, she asked my mom and dad, all separately. I also asked my daughter, who had time to bring ahead of us all)) now we have six buttons and half of the borodin! For Bornin's dad usually fights, but today is ready to give him too))))

Showing a 3-year-old Canadian Sphinx child:
- "Look at what oxygen."
- "That’s a lot!"

I have orcs in Orthanka.
Orthank should be washed more often.

XX: I would like to get to know AppleJack more closely. It has a southern accent.
Yyy: This is an American Applejack accent. And you with a southern accent she will say: "Wah! Give it up!"

I study driving, 2 classes, we drive on a quiet street
Instructor: Turn on the left rotor. No cars on the left?
I: (I looked in the mirror - no cars are visible)
Instructor: then go to the left row
---I turn, on the left side is a black sports Honda.
Nowa Haa...Honda is not a car

What a strange Russian soul.
YYY: What is it?
xxx: Dive with a waterfall into the river, look at abandoned cars.
xxx: depth of 5 meters.
xxx: On the dirt of one of the cars, the poetic is emblazoned: "Zhopa"

After five years of working on Linux, I’m finally working.

Commentary from Habr:

My cat, since childhood, has had the habit of sleeping between the monitor and the keyboard. Given the fact that he pulled out such a healthy body, there is a suspicion that he is a cactus :D

Reply from the accounting contractor about what we did not pay them type:

"Good morning
I found the payment, sorry.
The guilty were shot. andquot;

I’ve been meditating on contracts for an hour and knocking my eyelids... a colleague rhett, because periodically I stick and forget to pull my eyelids down, raise them up... then he throws a piece of paper into me so that it doesn’t burn too much.