What kind of man am I? A constant noise! Then the sandwich fell down again.

Put a cross in the ballot.
The hand as it led.
signed by itself.
by Uilo

She: I was sitting at a stop today, something got into my eye and I focused on rubbing it. Next to me stood the grandmother of God, noticed me and sympathetically said, “Don’t cry, daughter. I was even worse at your age than you were and then I got married!

I begin to think that the site has become frequently visited by sociologists, psychologists and other similar personalities and put here various experiments and experiments. I will not exclude trolls either. and :)

I go to the bath to work, carry cakes in a transparent bag.
The guard, what are you wearing?
I am bringing light, goodness and love.
He gives me a cake.
I - there are no cakes, there is light, goodness and love. What to you?

Tagged: Ambassadors
Tags: for sex
What I didn’t go for
HH: You can’t imagine.
Do you have soap? :)

by nikshelepov
Comrade, I will not wear this.
What are you talking about, fighter?
I will not...
What about E...U?
Please try it, Comrade!
It is an order!
It is not by statute!
What do I do, according to the statute? My whole life is not according to the statute. The dog in Chechnya eats! The scratched Ukrainian taught – I am the son of an officer, a local, from Simferopil! Mordor Guthalin painted – don’t shout, bro! and handzap! This is what? Also by statute?! to
Comrade, we will be laughed.
- Wear the kit, son, and go in order, I said!!! Tomorrow to jump... Nothing... In England, the guards wear these shirts – so the special forces of the GRU can...

I have a rationalization proposal. Why spend on heat protection for landing spacecraft, when you can simply glue them with icons.
It's just not clear, do you need ancient wooden or can copies be printed on a regular printer? Experts tell me.
Can not! Because when taking off the spacecraft will hit the sky dome!
- So on top you need to paste another icon, which protects against strikes. Heat protection is also not only made up of ceramics, and we will have a coating of composite icons.
An all-pervading icon against an indestructible dome. Edak and the Higgs boson can be destroyed.
/Discussions on the statement of the mcsnar / Glory to the physicists!

xxx: well, try to relax and enjoy it :)

I confused the windows, sorry.

Is someone fucking in that window?

xxx:neye...there’s everything more banal: interruption :)

This is my job, I will even say what is depicted on the drawings. This is a line of 10 kV - 150 m., with a drop from the support, to the CTR and from it goes the line of 0.4 kV., it is located in p.
What?
There are high-voltage wires on the concrete columns to the iron cabin, which makes the "burning" and the wires go away from it, which will then go to the houses, so that the man could watch TV, charge the phone and pick food in the refrigerators at night.

I’m all waiting for London to declare the Scottish referendum illegitimate and start bombing Edinburgh.

The logic of men,
Here the case was - I go, I don't touch anyone, a strange car with toned side glasses comes in from behind, stops parallel to me and alarms. Well, I naturally looked at the glass, like Lenin looked at the bourgeoisie, for I was unable to signal to unknown machines, and went on. The car repeats the manoeuvre. I don’t turn back, because at first glance I hoped to explain everything. At the third signal, the genius, who was driving, guessed to drop the glass. And the phrase... a brilliant dish - and someone we old acquaintances do not recognize? No, of course, it turned out to be a friend of mine, but BLAHAMUHA, what kind of, shitty, incomprehensible way should I have seen him in the toning?!?! to

The Roman kiss is when the golden teeth disappear.

How to solve the problem of planetary overpopulation?

Ebola is coming, the order is set.

The answer to Mailer’s question:

Tell a suitable textbook of American from 1 to any maximum possible class (only not English, that this textbook would be based on the American teaching system and there was no big ben and two-wheeled buses, and that it would be written by people with the mentality and approach of Americans and not British) can be done without translation into Russian.

The two-wheeled buses are cooler than all the cotte, odmin and shredder combined.

I sit with a friend at a restaurant and read the menu.

"We offer a complex salad "Smile" of fresh vegetables, on hemp oil, with the addition of hemp seeds", served in hot form.
This is what I understand, in one dish to eat and roast.)

Wife shows her one-year-old daughter pictures with beasts from the internet:
M: Look at the giraffe. Utu-tu is Look at the dog. What a nice. This is a chicken...
D is Dad!
M: No, it’s not Dad, it’s a laugh.

I have a rare genetic disease.
YYY: Are you a fool?

Boys and girls, a couple of memes!
So why do you behave against many children’s fathers, and then against repentant rapists? After all, the next entry will be:"I killed my mother because..."
Avoid such quotes. Give humor back to the resource.
They meet like admin and cat. They sit and think:"Where is the shredder?"
All are good!

In a year, at least, I see myself as the head of the HR department to dismiss the young chickens who are trying to build themselves smart with the data questionnaires, and as a maximum I will still think about who I want to be in your office, fucking. 20 minutes later, she returns without a questionnaire, looks at the floor, apologizes and says that I’ve passed the test period and I can go to work tomorrow.

You were immediately taken to the post of a senior hammer, bypassing the intermediate stage of hammer?

They admire the stories of the chickens that are allegedly put in the place of other chickens. Tomorrow there will be an even more opposite chicken that will put you in place.