XXX: I go home, I go past the zoophile,
YYY: Beyond what?
xxx: a. this is the zoo shop here at us, "phila" is called.
I’ve never heard that people called it differently.

XXX: Without a high school, you can not even conduct a circle of sewing. Orthodox teaching is possible.
Yyy: And if you offer a circle of Orthodox sewing, the inspector’s brain will explode. Maybe it is a method.
zzz: Chess and Orthodox Club

XXX is
I go to the bathroom, the door is closed and the light is turned off. Well, I think, freely, I click the switch, I push the door.

HHH
Behind the door, the mat-permat, then I dropped his door and the electrician completely fell.
He also broke the lamp.

HHH
Well, I look at him and say, “When you do such things, you have to shut up and hang a sign!”

HHH
The director went by. Now in the kitchen they discuss that the electrician is a perverse!

She saw only one thing: she didn’t like the baby. and carried.
The woman initially said that the children are now very bullied. The ability to dress well and develop children is very different from performing any capricious at the first requirement.

The Parable:
Two frogs fell into a bowl of milk and began to mess up. “Here’s...” said the hostess and blasted out the frogs with milk in the bathtub.
The Conclusion:
You need to cover a bowl if you are a rushing housewife, not a clown.

To lose a friend, you don’t have to borrow it. Sometimes it is enough to go into the woods for mushrooms.

A movie with Jennifer Lawrence.

Only because of the fat and dumb insecure will have to go past this movie

and the poor. Do you not let your wife go to the cinema?

Little today argued that the robot rabbit from "Well, wait!" is a reference to the second Terminator, because he also recovered from the pit.

ZZZ is a story.

We gathered some ten omiches for a prayer stand against the film of Matilda. They stand, they ban, the posters, therefore, they hold.
In response, they received twenty omiches with a prayer stand for Matilda's film. Go away, say, princes, do not disgrace the Orthodox Church with your sectarianism.
But the princes did not give up, three more dozen of theirs were picked up, posters were printed, faces were terrible, the cheeks were blown up, the eyebrows were rotated - shorter than the former, shorter, stood.
Thought their opponents, and their friends pulled, and with the crosses, and with the chorugvias - beauty, not standing, the whole city is walking and admiring!
But the opponents of the dangerous cinema did not surrender, from the area of the reserve called, the icon on the banner printed a five-meter-long, built into a column and went to the square to stand, so stand as no one ever stood, so that from the standing of such the earth trembled.

But there fell upon them from the sky a huge iron and splashed them all, for no prayer standing will ever be stronger than the Prayer Desant to the Glory of God-Emperor.

The end.

GT, "The Pirate Bay Tested Miner as an Alternative to Banners"
xxx: I wonder how will the search engines deal with this? Certainly they will not be happy if they remove their advertising and replace it with a miner.
YYY: Well, DVD manufacturers were also not very pleased when Video On Demand services appeared. But who asked them?

My MCH once told a story from his childhood. He was very upset that his mother had forced him to take the garbage and, after reading the smart books again, said that in democratic families this issue is resolved by voting. My mother said there was no problem. But if they are two, then for a possible decision by a majority, the vote will have to involve the cat Kuzyu. Kuzma does not know how to speak, his voice will be spoken by his representative, his mother. Thus, with 2 votes against 1, the duty to take the garbage remains with the son. The son was upset why the cat’s interests were represented by the mother. The answer was simple: she feeds him, clears the bowl behind him, formally caring for the incapable. My match was forced to agree, but hid a false plan. The next week he killed the cat and fed it. At the end of the week, he victoriously stated that he called for a re-voting, but this time for a revision of the custody of the cat. My mother was not without reservation, but she agreed. And by votes of 2 against 1 all the following week (like all subsequent ones), the son was released from the "waste duty."
This is how real democracy works. I defended my rights in a fair vote.
Thus e. Have you exchanged your garbage for cat care? Even though I think it is less difficult to take away garbage than to clean a bowl after a cat.
No, I mean... That’s fucking!
Don’t worry, that’s how real democracy works.

We fly in the airplane, we descend.
The neighbor wakes the sleeping crochet with a cry: “Let me get up!” Fire in the engine. The earth is approaching! We will all die!!and "
Probably the programmers.

Photo where the signs "Coffee", "Fensters" and "Monuments" are adjacent.

Comments: Almost by "Twelve Chairs". People were born to eat and drink, change windows and go to a different world.

Call for a Taxi (Taxi)
My driver has not moved from his seat for 15 minutes.
He seems to be Uber.

(from discussion of the settlement of the end of World War II on the Pacific TVD)

The Japanese at that moment are trying to chase out the shit and stick in the literal sense of the word (well, the roots of the resin pine. of juicy strawberries).
The militia is armed with bars and sticks - up to powdered silicon mosquitoes from water pipes and alabards inclusive. The main anti-tank weapon is a bamboo stick with a fool on one end and a anti-tank mine on the other. According to the results of the application, the fool completely burns his head and hands. The tank, if very (not) lucky - something.
The American tanks themselves at this point are protected by a 4+ rescue throw, in the sense, boards, clutch wire, and long nails folded everywhere, as if the screenwriters suddenly passed by the club of rollers and decided to spray their 40K weights with sculpted series.
This is enough!
Goblins... the Japanese jump on them with palms with swords in an attempt to get into the lookout on the march and kill someone.
They succeed!

11:25 How are you?
11:26 A: Sleeping out
11:26 A: When is it tomorrow?
11:29 What is it?
11:29 A: How is it?* is
11:30 N: When your phone starts looking for Sarah Connor - tell me

This was at the time when the "leafy" oil was not made from palm oil.

With Bigler:
How did you break the Xerox? What did you do with him?
And we multiplied on it.

So, after removing all the settings, the phone started to work more smoothly, hurra!
WOW WOW!
The apps, of course, still fly out, but they do it quickly!

Military exercises "West-2017"

According to the scenario of the exercises, three non-existent aggressor countries are attacking Belarus. These are Weishnouria, Wessbaria and Lubenia.

They invented...

Weishnouria, Wessbaria and Lubenia attacked Bulbenia.