M0rgan: Even if at some point a woman is all right, then very quickly comes the moment when she begins to not be happy with the fact that she is all right.

The icebreaker Admiral Makarov is 134.85 meters long and has a displacement of 7.550 tons.
Missile cruiser Moscow - 11490 tons.
- Roman Abramovich Yacht Eclipse - length of 162,5 meters, displacement of 13000 tons.

Take the yacht, arm with rockets and send to fight with pirates.

I understood that for me the remarkable film “Through the Universe” reflected the entire system of life in Russia (not only military), with only three replicas:
Is there a reason not to serve in the army?
I am a gay transvestite of pacifist views with a tumor in the lungs.
You will go down if there is no flat foot.

I was on the bus today.
Conductor(k): Does anyone get out at the next stop?? to
Girl (D): Yes, I am going out
Q: Press the button
D: It is not pressed.
K: Because it doesn’t work.

You are a psychologist?
YYY: a little
Q: Do you have a diploma?
It is a piece))

Do you know I’m getting married?
YYY: Are you married?
xxx: yes
YYY: Then I know

Criminal case on the death of the family of Nicholas II is closed.

XXX: Fuck, they won’t put Lenin, so it will lie.

The wife walks around the room, sings, "I know the password, I see the landmark, and in the evening the brigadier fuck me."

I am "What is fucking?and "

Remember the simple rule - only TP call their boyfriend - MCH.

Science is a decompiler trying to bring God’s program to the source code.

News on site: "The officials will be taught to turn off the lights. 24 million rubles will be allocated for courses over two years. Officials trained in this way are expected to reduce electricity consumption by 15% over five years.
The first comment:
24 million to train officials to turn off the lights... a federal energy-saving campaign... I love you Russia!