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[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №1048
 19.01.2008
I read the complaint:

"..I was injured in an accident incompatible with life."

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №1047
 19.01.2008
Nemo: When are the exams going?
JokeR: (_._) -> (_o_) -> (_O_)
This is the third stage...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №1046
 19.01.2008
220469994: listen, and how will it be in English "extract files from the archive zip"?? to
See also: HZ, HZ
220469994: here I hz...and still a crazy translator with a diploma 220469994: you understand, I am a man from America dropped the archivist, so he in the wharf asks what to do with this pile of colorful books))))
220469994: I roasted for 10 minutes))up to the icote))
There was an option to answer "take the top and read")))
It is a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №1045
 19.01.2008
I killed my sister!!! to
WOW: What happened?
XHHH: I rubbish MTV - there Maxim about her paradise sings, a whirlwind on MusicTV - there she is the same with this same song!
WOW :D
I cut off the ear of the telecast, I cut off the radio... Scuco she is eating there! Without experiencing the fate anymore, I catch the player and scratch the nails in the market for the hustle.
Which side of the sister is to blame? :D
XHHH: Guess who scuco in the player recorded when I turned it on??? Fuck you!! to

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №1044
 19.01.2008
The girl on the avatar:
The ass loves adventure.
My is no exception...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №1043
 19.01.2008
Dear (not by me) Speaker D.M.! to

I hope that you will be stifled by those grandmothers that you cut off on your stupid subject from students.

I also hope that your Lexus will crack down!

With disrespect, your student!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №1042
 19.01.2008
Grifon: Hi to you. Do you have a thermometer? I have a radiator to restore hope.
Otto: Hi, don’t bother taking the usual toothpaste.
Grifon: Is it serious? Are you bored?
Otto (14:17:12 16/01/2008)
Absolutely by.
Grifon (14:40:17 16/01/2008)
It makes no difference except the smell.
What kind of pasta do you have?
Grifon: That is sec.
Tagged: blendamede
Otto: ))) this will not fit there calcium and fluoride... you need CPT-8 - silicon organic... Grisha, we are all office patches... )))
Grizzly is fucking! Fuck you! I will come idiots.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №1041
 19.01.2008
Third course of university. There is an essay, in the auditorium, a lecturer and a person of 6 students - sitting on different parties preparing to answer the ticket, there is a dead silence. Here from the last part is heard:"Eh, and now would have already returned from the army..." And a breath of disappointment.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №1040
 19.01.2008
Hello you midnight guys! I think we had a case at school today, so I’ll tell you.
Go on the fucking little fool! Fuck the students! What kind of stuff did you tell you about IRC?! to
XXX: Go to the fuck, I am a teacher! The horse is pale!
ZZZ: I am...

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №1039
 19.01.2008
My scientific director, an academic, being very unspirited, after a meeting of some ordinary council calls me to himself:
How much do you know about ancient philosophers?
-- Nnu... a man 10-15 Greeks and 5-10 Romans, maybe I will name (I, of course, in a statement from the question)
In the Dark Age?
Well, there, in general, more, these theologians...
How much fucking?
The man 20...
What about Revival and Enlightenment?
and 30+
Great, and the new time there?
Well, there is a lot of very...
How much more, has it all been done?
Noah, a man of 100.
-- And now imagine that we have a puppy faculty, which each puppy year produces 120 people, in whom in the diploma is written "philosopher"!!!!! to

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №1038
 19.01.2008
I hate getting up in the morning. I generally believe that there are only two things to wake up in the morning: the penis and the sun.

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №1037
 19.01.2008
You are in contact 7.
This is what?
- large such a dating site masked under the database of FSB

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №1036
 19.01.2008
Atikva
How about success on the Malar Front?

Felis
The color of blade is called wild slive.
Judging by the color on my hair, it’s pretty much a home beetle.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №1035
 19.01.2008
Link to:
Christmas is coming, can you guess?
Send me 1 word of: 1) Sex 2) Love 3) Separation 4) Meeting 5) Unexpected luck 6) Kiss 7) Success 8) Unreal wealth 9) New Car 10) Apartment And send it to everyone! If you return three identical words, it will happen.
by Din:
Write a code fragment in the assembler language without using the transition instructions for the following condition: if (b < a) a = b.
I passed this task on to everyone I knew. Those who do not decide will suffer great sorrow.
Link to:
You are evil.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №1034
 19.01.2008
One is AHA. At that time, the day of the lander was... a full pipet!
2nd one! Think about Israel. There, women’s battalions have their own professional holiday as well.
One is shit! Really is!
2: and I was still watching in the box that they did not break up with the machine all day round.
1: fucking... drunk women with machine guns... well... something I like our drunk desanters more.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №1033
 19.01.2008
He created 15 falls, called 1,2,3...15!! I put it on the desk in a square!! I’m playing in petals!! comes a message from the boss on radmin: how to make yourself confused afterwards? ))))

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №1032
 19.01.2008
Why don’t I like oculists? The first dialogue:
and sit down. Their vision?
- 9 to 9.5
Take off your glasses. Read the first line.
So I want to read the memory of the SBB... And in the rounded eyes to issue the MNC...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №1031
 19.01.2008
Angel is
You can write in your words what it is.
Angel is
by SHI
vbabaev
Unit of Shay

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №1030
 19.01.2008
Serge(c) Who wants to test the new module?
Max tested best.
(m) No, I refuse to test Seregina’s modules because he’s offended every time you find mistakes.
This is because you make stupid mistakes.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №1029
 19.01.2008
Doyle: There are 50 minutes left to work...and two more days...and a lifetime left.

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