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[ + 78 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41931
 19.01.2011
Don: What are you doing?
DSS: Robozarl clit, rehearsal and assembly of ortbano.

[ + 130 - ] Comment quote №41930
 19.01.2011
My light, mirror, tell me the whole truth. Am I the worst in the world, the lazy and stupid of all?
You are a fool, there is no dispute. But there are still people like you in the world, two-thirds.


[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №41929
 19.01.2011
I talk to a girl for a week. Sometimes I think she’s brutally fucking. After another kick, I almost broke up...but instead of you fucking! I wrote her close to meaning, but fucking, a compliment!
You have a complex inner world.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №41928
 19.01.2011
Kate: Look at me...
Blackstone: Will you show me?

[ + 117 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41927
 19.01.2011
Dvorkovic believes it is correct to cancel scholarships in universities.
Students consider Dvorkovich a peder.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №41926
 19.01.2011
Smoke, are you kind?
I will not give anything.
If only my return.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №41925
 19.01.2011
Winter, night, closed airport, flight delayed until morning. I bought a book by Glenn Cook to read from boredom. I open up by chance, I read: "Poppy sleepily broke out something about interspecie necrophilia". The soul was relieved.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №41924
 19.01.2011
The Wasp:
Habit is a terrible force. Grandmother, when she leaves photos on the iPhone, salivates her finger.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №41923
 19.01.2011
What kind of Jedi sword can we talk about, when the model of an ionic drone has not been assembled so far?! to

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №41922
 19.01.2011
Artem: Young boys and girls play in adult life. The first are all such alpha males, and the second are fateful seductors in search of sex. Ordinary babies and idiots.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №41921
 19.01.2011
Q: Have you heard the news? Captain Evidence was raised to Admiral Yasenhuy!
I still remember him in the rank of Sergeant "Shozahuйня"
Is this the ordinary Da-nu-Nah?
by Dada. What is "Nothing"

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №41920
 19.01.2011
From the death forum:

...

4 to 5 minutes

The lens dims as a result of the fact that the eyeballs due to lack of blood pressure become more flat and the sclera is separated from the pupil.

7 to 9 minutes

All brain cells die. The same effect can be achieved by chronic viewing of the shows "Star Factory" and "Anshlag".

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №41919
 19.01.2011
The first rule of a single man is never to fry with a naked torso!

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №41918
 19.01.2011
Video "How it is to live together"
(The happy life of a young couple is filmed - they are fine, they love, do not argue, have fun all the time)
The commentary:
The boy does not have a comp.

[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41917
 19.01.2011
Review of the movie "The Boy in Vegas"

I was looking at the girl, embarrassed, laughed.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №41916
 19.01.2011
The Buddhist Forum.
Question: "My girlfriend wants to get married. How do we do this according to Buddhist traditions?"
Answer: "Go to monasteries, different".

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №41915
 19.01.2011
I feel funny... I want to run, jump, cry and laugh, dance, smile... I want to jump out of the window and put my hands right – fly, fly, fly... And then I want to go about the asphalt, spraying the intestines of the passers. To lie down and laugh... Laugh at how steep they are – all in the gut, shit and other stuff...

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №41914
 19.01.2011
On the Rambler news:
Men named the owners of the most attractive shapes in the world. American representatives of the strong half of humanity have compiled a list of celebrities who, in their opinion, have the most beautiful breasts in the world.
The first comment:
Americans are the whole world. Did you see a buffer from the third entrance?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №41913
 19.01.2011
The xxx:
You are so speechless!! You don’t love me!! A senseless creature.! to
YYYY :
- OK

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №41912
 19.01.2011
The celebrations ended... I handed down the bottles, I bought the communicator...

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