In Chelyabinsk, I catch a taxi, a white seven stops with a hammer, I sit down - on a cashirino - I say. Driver-bearded healthy man "hopping?" "150!" "Ne... by 256?And I went!" and I went!" I went to see the number of the H404AH car... It was the devil himself :-)

She: cnpilf new clfviatur I am confused where what knots
He is: i.e.! to
English and Russian letters of the same colorf and rfzmerf
He: And what?

See also: Au
She painted the English letters with red markers
He: It will be so.
She: No, I hardly write in English. Only in Russian.

I loved this song...until I heard the neighbors sing it in karaoke...

I saw a banner on my classmates with the inscription:

It is fashionable and mobile.
With a new store!

I immediately remembered my favorite childhood poem:

Once, two, three, four, five
Since I was a kid, I’ve been friends with Rhythm.

From the discussion of the film Stalker (based on the novel of Strugatsky) 1979

Faust
I have nothing against the game – it’s great! But this movie is shit. The plot (normal) is not, the actors are reticent, the quality resembles the 50s of the USSR, even the sounds of the kakieto are unnatural. After the game could have made such a movie, and removed this lie. Don’t waste your time watching this car.

Call the parents. Just say these simple words on the phone: "I love you. I love it"

She: In that month while I work, I have lost weight a lot.
That’s why the breast grows...
He: Could she be pregnant?
She says: Don’t give God!
What, is there coffee?
Once a year, the stick will shoot.
And whose stick did he shoot?

Most fighters for truth are actually fighting for attention to their own person.

The stewardess of the airline "Delta" carefully observes how the passenger hanged with huge bags is trying to push them on the upper shelf in the cabin of the plane. In the end, she advises to take them to the luggage compartment located in the tail.
"When I fly on other airlines, I react angrily.
Passenger, I have no such problem.
When you fly with other airlines, you are smiling.
Stewardess, I have no such problems either.

Employees of the police under the guise of clients went into the sauna, took the girls, paid for services and after an hour, under the guise of customers left the sauna.

xxx: or as in kindergarten punished "You will behave badly, go to bed"
That would be punished in the army.
WOW :D

What do you think you can do in the cinema? =) is
Other than watching movies
He: There is
She: And what more?
It is drinking =)
She: What if you didn’t come to the cinema alone? 😉
He: Well you give, of course not alone! There is a cinema for the people!

Answer to this:

From childhood poor vision, never seen below the second side of the table.
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You open Google, find and download Zhdanov lectures, restore vision in 2 months and do not hurt.
Shit, he might see.

Give me the knives.
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XXX: The SP

Did your parents beat you as a child?
YYY - No
Ohhhh, I would have been
WOW – from what?? to
A foot, for example.

We sit with a friend in a brick garage, the garage is extreme in a row, right behind it is a mountain. He complains to me about his girlfriend, disturbed by the esoteric type "I always get what I want". It screams "I want a BMW X5! I have long wanted! In a few minutes, a terrible blow is given, the brick wall collapses, and the broken nose of this car appears in the breakout, and followed by its deceased owner.

Do you not like hookers? Write the statements. No statement – no crime. No crime - disclosure in the local RUDD is good. Disclosure is good - mints may not catch anyone and not work at all. The menta does not work - the hops are scattered. For each episode there must be a statement. In the police will respond under various pretext - stand on your own. There was a crime, there is damage, I consider it to be significant. The point. If the head of the RUVD couple specifically fuck for poor disclosure of robbery or theft - his subordinates will find a way to bring relative order in the area, methods they have - no desire.

We are sitting on a pair with an old mathematician. An old plague living in his distant mathematical world. He is always interested in the origin of all interesting words. So, one day he, apparently hearing the word "pedic" and considering its origin, came to the conclusion that this is a shortcut from the word "pedagogue", and here one day on a couple, somehow it came to teaching methods, he gave us: "We, the pedagogues, each have their own methods."

Difficult to reflect?

Kun -> Lingus : Guy, together we are the strength)