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[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №37603
 19.10.2010
1st I got a moustache from my wife. He called her Venus of Milos after she broke the plate.
2nd not understood?
1st Handlessly!! to

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №37602
 19.10.2010
We discuss the low quality of service in the bank one,especially that simple operations cause a bunch of unnecessary body movements.

Aliv is mda. Hollowed Bank
Aliv: Bank of Ohuenny. Work with us!
kpe4et: I would say "Joke with us!"
Aliv : )))))

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №37601
 19.10.2010
In the university before a lecture on physics, which took place in a large classroom with levels, in which was located almost all our information faculty, several people came up with the entertainment of leaving paper aircraft.

Over the heads flew about a dozen aircraft, if one crashed into you, you raise, you send further.But someone and this seemed little.Suddenly several people resort with two huge sheets of paper (some special watmans for drawing, a diagonal probably a meter) and under the applause of the rest of the students, I begin to fold two fighter jets.

The launch was conducted from the highest levels of the audience under the headlines of photo and video cameras of many mobile phones.The larger aircraft planned to the board itself and, just hitting it, fell.The applause was spread.The second launch went with no less success.

But the change is over, with the call in the auditorium comes a physicist.The real professor with a beard and always in a suit and with a tie.He passes to the board and sees without exaggeration the mountain of aircraft...He raises one and launches in the direction of the students.
Surprising applause.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №37600
 19.10.2010
Batty: Hi to you! I can't find a cat (you didn't let him out of their room).
He was in the closet in the morning.
In the sleeve of your sweater
Sun: Do not disturb him! He has business there.

[ + 50 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №37599
 19.10.2010
When you are sitting on the phone in the toilet and smoking, make sure that you are throwing a cigarette into the toilet.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №37598
 19.10.2010
XXX: We have a happy employee
XXX: everything around her in Vin Diesel is damned
XXX: girl 22 years old and she's heart sticky on him

YYY : :)

XXX: and the most interesting thing next to the portrait is the condoms!

YYY: O O
XXX: when I saw so roasted)))
XXX: what kind of a case and suddenly comes )))))))

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №37597
 19.10.2010
Lanze: We unloaded the batteries today. It feels like they are not lithium-ionic, but plumbum-citrus.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №37596
 19.10.2010
Looking at the new inscriptions on cigarette packs, you understand that the Ministry of Health has moved from warnings to threats.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №37595
 19.10.2010
tonko22: "With what" - I thought it was written fuzzy
nʞoɹnʞoɯoɥsuıʞ: “Then” is written together. “Which” is separate.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №37594
 19.10.2010
DeadNoob
You know, I wanted you a witness for a long time.
I have a severe form of schizophrenia.
I have an acute case of personality split.
In addition to my basic self, there is a second person in me, independent of me.
I call it "Ruslan demand"
Unlike me, such a multi-faceted, my second self has the only goal, aspiration and meaning in this life - at any cost to fuck everyone, send everything off and sleep again.
Be afraid, this person not only discards all and all kinds of moral norms on the way to his goal, he is also a real genius.
Aikyu increases by 40-50 points, reaction accelerates four times, the brain works like a clock, counting billions of ways and excuses, how to fuck everybody, send everything down and sleep again.
I cannot control him.
Be careful...

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №37593
 19.10.2010
The Legionaire:
It would be interesting to see how one psychologist with another basarite:
Do you want to talk about it?
And you?
What are you asking?
Are you avoiding the question?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №37592
 19.10.2010
Description of the Damascus Steel Knife:
Kiyoko (10:25:59 19/10/2010)
He is very sharp, I cut his back, and then I look at my whole back in blood so he should be more careful.

GenSek (10:26:29 19/10/2010)
Well, fucking not for chewing well that even the eggs did not scratch.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №37591
 19.10.2010
Never ever! Do you hear? Never ever ever ever!! Nothing at all!!!! to
Don’t try the super glue to taste!! to

You are a cock...

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №37590
 19.10.2010
XXX: The Fisherman
XXX: I wanted to plug the headphone - I couldn't find the solder
xxx: I wanted to apologize for the BIOS - I did not find the disc
xxx: I want to go. But I fear

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №37589
 19.10.2010
XXX: If you combine enough comps into a grid, the Internet will appear on its own

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №37588
 19.10.2010
Mira_Fenix (14:59:35 13/10/2010)
I eat cabbage.

Kiss Lové (14:59:46 13/10/2010)
Do you hope?

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №37587
 19.10.2010
Yes, I was taught in school: in America, blacks, Chinese in the market, fascists in the militia, Jews in the accounting industry.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №37586
 19.10.2010
and allo! Is it morge?
and yes.
I would register.
It won’t work, we’re on the line!

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №37585
 19.10.2010
It is no secret that the script of Avatar coincides in little with the story of Pocahontas. On the other hand, James Cameron said that Avatar will have a sequel, but on another planet and probably underwater.

With that in mind, out of all the possible variants of the plot for Avatar 2, I only come to mind with a Mermaid :D

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №37584
 19.10.2010
[23:14:34] <sshellgate> and what is better Yandex or Rambler?
[23:14:42] <ozo> throwing

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