Customer to the designer: "This image is not suitable for the cover of a book because the person is smiling on it. And the repair shoulder can’t smile!"

Who understands dreams? I dreamt that I go to bed and see a dream in which I go to bed and see a dream, etc. What is this?
YYY: to overfill the stack :/

Today in the book I saw the book "How to Build Relationships" in the Myths / Fairy tales / Legends section.

From the thematic community JJ "It is time to roll":
Is it possible to move to North Korea in some way?
Just don’t go anywhere for a while. Wait not long.

Only a Russian man can come out of the hallway at five in the morning and turn the alarm at six in the morning.
yyy: and then eat, sit in contact and turn it off)

Conversation between (k)lord and (p)occupant
Q: What is the easiest way to trade?
Q: The easiest thing to do is to trade.

Patrol the city in the evening to protect the Christian sanctuaries and priests.
What if a non-Christian priest is killed? Or not a priest? What if a Christian priest kills someone? What if two Christian priests fight each other over Christian holy places?

And in general, public opinion says that a Normal Man will make any lesbian a heterosexual.
The normal man is who?
The hero of the folk epic, about whom legends are made, but whom no one has ever seen.

The last single prince of Europe is preparing for a wedding.

Comments: All the girls! The hallucination is over! Only horses remained.

I have a colleague at work, his name is Saney, type... Well, just Balmont is resting.
I am sitting so I can see him right now, close enough. The work is uneven and this time I had a day off, but my colleague smoked the next lines of code as usual. Well, I sit in the UK, repost something, look at the news. I see, Sanya with such a serious look turns away from the monitor, thought, looked out the window, attached his hand to the beard, said "Hm!", still thought. (I see all this, his Hm attracted my attention, I think a man works, something invented!). Then he turns sharply to the monitor, takes the mouse and I get a message: "Sane liked your record". I haven’t been so happy with my puppy yet. :D

Lev: What, did you get into your photo center?
Croft: Well bullets... Almost fired! and :-)
The Lev :?? to
The first day of training is short! There 2 girls have been working for a long time, photographing people on documents... started pumping me... showing everything, explaining! I get 20 lbs and the opportunity to accept orders from customers! My first client, a man like that... Well, a man like that... Pelmen is short: can you grit on the passport? I grum: "Yes, go to the studio, have fun, that the girls will serve you!!and "
I’ll have to come to you tomorrow too! and :-)
Croft: Mostly I didn’t immediately find out what I cried out! Followed only after mass hysteria of all staff and visitors!
Croft: The chef stood by, the tea drank! This answer shrugged my hand. “But the girls I look at don’t really want to work with me! and :-)

I don’t understand what’s the difference between a smartphone, a tablet, an e-book and a gps navigator?

We have a friend. He married a girlfriend Kate, divorced, married another girlfriend Kate. Since then, she has been jokingly called Catherine II.

The news tells me that on this autumn evening, millions of men around the world will decide to reconsider Emmanuel. This is a kind of respect.

HHH: I think I’ll go put on jeans or write a program.
xxh: so far with a big gap leads ''to lie on the bed and do nothing'

<X>
In Windows - Icons and Services
Linux: Demons and Zombies
<Y> in Mac
<X> obviously gay in Mac

The zombie apocalypse should start differently.
In the Shchukino district of the city of Moscow, close to each other are two remarkable research institutes - Virology, and Kurchatov.

at work. The nurse approached and whispered: “Go drink tea, I brought tampons.” I ask: "What tampons?", answer: "There, I say, punches!"

A three-meter caras caught in the Moscow river forced the fisherman to fulfill three of his wishes.

Conversation of the distributor (D) with the advertising department (RO) of the supplier:
You have calendars with naked grandmothers.
RR: Yes, but they are 12 years old.
D: No matter what year they are, I can see the date on the clock!