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[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №104321
 19.10.2014
To all those who helped me find the game Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth, great thanks and the greatest rays of kindness.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №104320
 19.10.2014
My fingernails are my secret weapon. I sit down with the senior English to do and start painting my nails. I paint them... I paint them. Then I dry up... I’t have been painted, I would have pulled out the garlic belt. A total benefit. And the child is not worn out, and the nails are beautiful. I recommend to everyone!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №104319
 19.10.2014
Long time not been here... very much... but to what resource went all the convicted?
Give a reference. Only in secret, so that they don’t get caught up.)))) Some hints that are not understood by the current inhabitants))

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №104318
 19.10.2014
It was disappointed in people"—it is when the miserable "now are the fools!" is replaced by the enthusiastic "and sometimes they are not fools!";

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №104317
 19.10.2014
xxx: "Why should you pull the ACCP pen while driving? Especially a woman. I turned on D once in the morning, turned off in the evening, and this is the entire algorithm.
R is anywhere?
YYY: Why R, took the anchor out of the trunk, dropped next to it. Going away, I took it ;)

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №104316
 19.10.2014
Ekaterina
I have a chicken in the airgrill today.

Loyola
The Holy Aerospace

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №104315
 19.10.2014
A guy came to me on a particular matter: to reinstall the window. Well looked at his laptop, decided to check the computer for viruses first. I lay on the couch and I stood by him.
Guy: Well, what do you do, we have agreed with the computer to do it today!
I smiled at him with a disgusting smile: I divorced like a girl.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №104314
 19.10.2014
Tank biathlon: Only in Russia is possible traffic accident between tanks of Angola and Kazakhstan!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №104313
 19.10.2014
A friend says:
I walk with a dog, the dog does not especially like people, but, in general, it is tolerant. We go along the uralmash, suddenly a seven-year-old boy drew nearby and asked if it was possible for him to chew a dog. Well, I answer him "Try it". The dog did not accept the expression of affection from the small and cried slightly. The boy jumped away and asked indignantly, “Are you?” I am my own, Orjonyikovsky!
O_O

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №104312
 19.10.2014
From the accidentally heard phrase - "They are twins, they are three and six" - something felt in my head.
And only seconds after 5 arrived, that is, years and months.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №104311
 19.10.2014
It will not be surprising to find out that
Many psychopaths become police officers.
Lawyers and doctors.
In the first place among the psychics.
the position of "General Director".
This is evidenced by a 2010 study.
by Paul Babiak,
They interviewed 203 people.
Participants in special
The training.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №104310
 19.10.2014
Until I was 19, I thought sarcasm was a type of cheese.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №104309
 19.10.2014
You are wrong, it’s all logical... If you just fuck, then you can joke... The main thing is to be on the move... But if the relationship... We’ll continue the analogy. If you take the machine from the salon and take care of it, it will never be deceived... And if after fifteen masters, you can wake up in the cabin.
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So it works in the reverse )))) On the fucking woman (especially a virgin) some dragged man? Keep the virginity!
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Why treat this virginity? The girl wanted, she lost. The man wanted, he lost. and all. To humiliate someone for having sex is idiotic.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №104308
 19.10.2014
Admin said he had a bad day.
xxx: And he entertains 3 randomly selected nicks from the online.
xxx: As it turns out, the random number generator has a sense of humor.
At the end of the day, admin made fun of himself.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №104307
 19.10.2014
XXX: My father came home. The mother meets him at the entrance, there is a question: where he was, with whom he drank and why.
Reply: I am pleased
I met a long-time friend and decided to drink. Just he was drunk and I wasn’t"

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №104306
 19.10.2014
Ukraine has said that the $30 billion promised by the West in the form of aid is not enough.
With such arrangements, the bourgeoisie will still pay Russia to take away an enthusiastic kingdom-state.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №104305
 19.10.2014
With the plane:
Cat for the crawl: will convince any capricious, very gentle and affectionate

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №104304
 19.10.2014
I have been trying to add 4 different pieces from the United States to Skype here for several months. I did not understand why they chose me. I asked why, if we knew him, etc. Here it turned out! For the fifth time!
I am like a cottage. I have a black cat on the avatar, and status: even worse I'm black... It's really epic. They’re sorry for me because I’m a Negro!
In Russia, they are violated.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №104303
 19.10.2014
EXORciste_jabber: I have a Samsung TV for something knocking in the Yandex o_O
t1gor: looking for reviews in the market

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №104302
 19.10.2014
The questioner:

A small man of middle age with a suitcase full of very unusual tools, and in 3 minutes carefully opened the door so that it could be locked on all the locks for the night, and after a minimum repair in the morning (pick back the carefully removed plan) in general fully restored.
= = = is = is = is = is = is
Now attention, the question is! If a super-puppy-hard door can be opened quietly and without any problems in 3 minutes, WHY do you put them like that? Nevertheless, thieves will not be saved, and the owners can bring trouble. And sometimes - fatal (I am about fire, if anything).
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You won't believe, but any door can be opened in 3-5 minutes, and it's not about the door, but in the qualification of the opening. I assure you, an extra-class specialist in your apartment will not be useful, he does not need it in vain, there are more tempting goals, and from any shantrap and fairly standard metal doors of good quality perfectly protect.


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