HHH
I had mega quests this morning. They were funny at all! adrenaline, drive... the organizers - such good guys, made specially dedicated places along the road. There is a bus, and in each room (except for the state meter). In it you sit and you are driven, there are people of all kinds... somebody sits later, somebody has been driving before! Many people don’t stand up before they get out...in general, it’s fun!

WOWU
What about the car? 😉

HHH
And all this pleasure is only 17 rubles! Not a thousand! Just a ruble!! to

HHH
Gave to repair

The heart of any fortress (although an automotive electrolyte) can be coupled up to 90+ percent, the benefit of Tkyp is much higher than water. And from it already make nitrogen by racing with a silicate.

Morthan "And it was already made of nitrogen by distillation with silicium."When I was trying to do this as a child, the rubber block of the cane in which the distillation was made burned from the inside. It was very specific feelings.

Jeditobe Tell me what you felt at that moment?

BubaVV Materialization of brick

Morthan
It’s hard to describe in words... I think it can only be experienced. Maybe not to survive. © by

Ustin
Tell me, are there normal interpreters of other programming languages made under J2ME?
The problem is that the computer has not been there for a long time (4 years), and it seems, for a long time. I want to program something. There is a Nokia 2323c-2 (MIDP-2.1, CLDC-1.1, heap size 1024 KB). I tried Hecl, but it has three fatal shortcomings - no logarithm and exponents, no translation of a symbol into its code and back, it is impossible to save the written program. I would finish it, but I repeat, there is no computer. Can someone help?

Mikhail
Ustin, there is probably not and will not be. I think it’s easier to buy a computer.

Ustin
Where can I get your computer in jail?

The detainee about the bomb in the train Ekaterinburg-Rostov-on-Don, but such a route was not found in the schedule. Instead, police searched the Novosibirsk-Adler train.

You are tired of piracy.

First, it is not theft. Theft or theft is the secret non-violent seizure of someone else’s property. In order for copying information to become a theft, you need to either be able to remove the original of what you copied, or somehow transfer the license and rights. And in general, if you look at the activity of copyright holders, it is much more similar to traditional ways of illegal activity, theft and fraud than what a person does copying information on the Internet. Therefore, it is better to use appropriate terms.

Secondly, unreceived profit is an imaginary and illusory concept. Regardless of any moral and legal norms, the amount of money in the population is quite constant and does not depend on the number of copies of any information, and this very population, even with all the desire, will not be able to pay more than it has. And most books, movies, games and other things have no value and serve simply as a legitimate way to redistribute material values in society.

The woman is, of course, very beautiful, but with a mountain bike not to compare...

Aunt with a veil and in a corset
Tired of answering stupid questions? Do not wear things that cause them.

Yesterday Novosibirsk observed UFOs in the sky. There was trouble, but they were reassured: "It is not worth surviving. It is, merely, an intercontinental nuclear ballistic missile Topol.
I have everything.

Will I get a prize?
Wauu: No, Jewish Tushienko, wait for others to speak
Tagged: shower
Tagged: shower

My wife works as a teacher. Well, as a teacher: sitting in the second decree in a row, at work for six years was not shown, except as a decree to form.
The call.
D: Hi, this is Marfa Vasilyevna, the director of such a school...
A: Hi... (painfully remembers who this is, t.k. The senior is studying in another school and the director there, which is typical, another).
D isHave you forgotten that you are working with us?
by J.(Happy to you) Certainly!

Review of the Zoo shop on the Yandex: "Buyed 13 fish. It was 7"

xx: radioactive fish with a short half-life.

There are many internet access points in the Moscow metro, but there are no toilets (the only one was dismantled).
This is what passengers have to say in the comments...

The morning. and Tuesday. I went to the store before work. In front of me in the line stood a man of 65 years, obviously from the body, well, and to the appearance of a lover of drinking, but still cared for. On the tape he had a pack of vegetables and 0.5 fire water. And he attracted my attention by crazyly crawling in my pockets. As his turn approached, he said with a sad look to the cashier, "I lack money, leave the bottle." As he smiles, he doesn’t want to bother his granddaughter. He pays money and leaves. This is good.

Pronounce the "pump" with the emphasis on the last slang. Feel the shadow of the vineyard, the taste of the young bozhole, the coziness of the wine cellar...

With this broken arm, there was another case.
I went to the clinic for a scheduled medical examination. 3 months after the operation. I go to the traumatologist who closed the hospital for me. An example of dialogue:
What are you complaining about?
I came to the examination by breakdown.
and yes! Yes to! I remember. The left hand, a plate in the shoulder? is right?
Exactly!
Show your hand. The scar is good. My hand is shaking well, doesn’t it hurt? Raise your hand for the head. There is no pain? Nothing interferes? Well, let’s not radiate you with rhinoceros again. I don’t see anything that would prevent the closure of the hospital. Congratulations to you! You can go to work on Monday.
O or Doctor? Did you remember me exactly?
And what happened?
I closed the hospital a month ago.
O O O O O O
and yes. I have been working since the 12th of last month.
And how? Is your hand disturbed?
Almost not almost. Except that, after pulling something heavy, it may be at night.
So why are you crawling! Easy work certificate for what?
I: There is no certificate. You did not write it to me.
Tr: - Yes-a-a?...O_O - thoughtfully looking at my card - I closed the hospital 2 months after the fracture, and did not write out a certificate for easy work...

It is right. Just what you want from the products - take a free baton of doctor's sausage - absolutely fresh and high-quality, which you broke on request about the doctor's sausage, eat it completely, and then declare to the surprised seller, you know, I love not the doctor's, but the amateur, so I will not pay.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
It is right, yes. There is only one nuance - I took a baton of sausage from the seller, but at the same time the sausage from the seller was less. How is it, you ask? Basically, I took a copy of the baton.

xxx: Do not underestimate the avenging cat’s inventiveness. Especially if the cat is red. My old cat, one-in-one like a picchu from the post, managed to squeeze the whole hallway at once when I forgot to feed him. How is? At the door stood a strut, in a folded state... It would seem, why a cat cling to its nails on the upper staircase and hanging (!) can start to suck on it.. splashes covered everything, flat layer ((

and relax:

I work in the design department of a construction company. We do houses of glued bruise. And I saw a lot during the work... But to bring the sketch of the cottage in the form of Minecraft's seams, it's already in my opinion.
And also in response to my indignation, they insistently said one thing: Let you repent. There is also a distribution with a flash game.

What is the problem? I would specify the scale, and then give him an estimate for a cottage from a brux 1000.

Slingophile hit me in the liver: "So how do these poor mothers survive, who can't go anywhere? Why hasn’t anyone been stolen yet?
I live in Belarus, there are less than 9 million inhabitants, the world’s highest number of militias per capita and with a criminogenic situation like everything OK – but according to statistics for last year disappeared about 400 children, that’s more than one every day. This person really thinks that it is possible and necessary to leave the wheelchair on the street and go to the store, if there is nothing to do with the sling, once there are two girls in the passage do not break up?

Ever since I was a child, my relatives and acquaintances told me that I was very smart and good. Accordingly, knowing that I am the average idiot of those 95 percent was long and painful for me. = is