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[ + 56 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22673
 19.11.2009
I don’t like when a girl is late for a date for 24 hours. Then I begin to think that she may not come...

[ + 116 - ] Comment quote №22672
 19.11.2009
I’m in the car with a friend... I’m driving, he’s in the front passenger seat and instead of attaching his belt to his holder, he’s plugging it into mine. I also tried to do it, but unsuccessfully. The hole is occupied). The further dialogue:
You have stuck your hernia in my hole!
So take yours in my friends.
10 minutes to 10...

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №22671
 19.11.2009
JS: It’s also good that the budget assembly itself was more like a mess with the owners of our entire chief.
JS: So even the neighboring hall was occupied by some sort of MLM or something like that.
JS: They were working in the team building, singing and shouting.
JS: I was seriously afraid of the nervous system of our financiers, when on virtually every statement of the shareholders in the style of the "boys, we are in the ass, no profits, no money", because of the wall was communicated bold "Urra, Urra, Urraaa!"

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