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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №120746
 19.11.2015
[Video discussion about cats and cucumbers]
XXX: What is the fear of cabbage?
YYY: This is a reaction to an unknown hernia hiding from behind.
Well, behold, you’re sitting, you’re an adult smart man, eat. Nothing happens, everything is quiet. You turn around – and there, fucking, the couch! You, of course, understand that the sofas - they are not scary... but you still have to be able to stop the shit!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №120745
 19.11.2015
Piracy is easier.
I’m, for example, a poor man and I can’t afford to go to theaters or buy software... So the producers won’t get a penny from me anyway, regardless of whether I use torrents or not. And we are many of them.

PS: Was Rodin Good bad or good? A rhetorical question.

[ + 35 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №120744
 19.11.2015
To the crazy:

I walk on a forest path, a lonely taxi runs in front of me, and its owners do their business nearby. Suddenly, with a loud whisper, this dog begins to rush on my feet, I am scared, jump away and I am about to roll from there, as suddenly the owner of the taxi says:
Girl, what are you doing? Why do you provoke the dog?
I’m right off from this, usually all normal owners pull their dogs away and also apologize.
Making the voice as naive and calm as possible, I ask:
Per I had to put it off right away?
And with a sense of duty, I leave her with a stunned gaze.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №120743
 19.11.2015
The child returned from the kindergarten. He tells us:
We have a new teacher. The old woman has not died yet. Strangely...

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