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[ + 131 - ] Comment quote №22713
 19.11.2009
I go to a meeting with a friend. I see a girl dragging her grandfather on her side of the stop. He looked at us and asked for help. My grandfather got sick and fell. We helped, and the ambulance arrived. The girl of the fast-growth woe - from a distance she saw the grandfather fell, and all the old passes by, and the youth is worried!!!! to

We should be proud of our young people!!! and they are forever "now in our time..."

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №22712
 19.11.2009
encountered an advertisement.

"The Statement
Please do not swim in foot washes or turn off. Footwashes for washing clothes!and "

of Russia.

[ + 101 - ] Comment quote №22711
 19.11.2009
I finished school with a medal, and my girlfriend with trolls. I spent five years in the universe at IN. Yaze, and she did not do it at the Technicum, studying for a secretary-referent. And now she and I are sitting in the same box office at neighboring tables and printing the same documents. Only the layouts on the keyboard differ.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №22710
 19.11.2009
by Maus:
- Allo
- Hi, I have not yet come here to connect, so I decided to call a smart person, talk!
Okay, what are you calling me?

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №22709
 19.11.2009
I went here somehow in the subway, the train stood at the station for a long time and opened and closed the doors several times in a row, here I hear from the open doors of the machinery the rust and the replica of one you hear, and the train as if people want to shout.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №22708
 19.11.2009
xxx: African music
Xxx: I don’t understand a word, but fuck is so sad.

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №22707
 19.11.2009
My younger brother, 8 years old, played an hour and a half in some shooting. It comes out because of the comp and with a serious appearance, it is necessary to grow up.
Now they sit on the floor with a girlfriend and play chess ordinary.
I am in shock.

[ + 221 - ] [17 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22706
 19.11.2009
Dear students, when we write that you don’t understand, it doesn’t mean you’re stupid.
That means what you do not understand!
You do not really understand:
What dendi (now) is better for us, because it’s our childhood (for whom it’s youth), you don’t understand, because you didn’t play, you don’t understand when someone approached and pulled out the power block at the last level, you don’t understand how we were really grateful for “other 15 minutes”, you don’t understand when we were looking for a new cartridge, (we couldn’t rewrite the games), and the neighbor had a counter 5th, we were forced to do lessons.
And you will never understand these moods, these emotions, this time in general!
You do not understand how we really were good when we bought a plombier, and if Eskimo, then it is a holiday in general! You don't understand that we walked to each other 2 km to call him for a walk because there were no mobile phones.
You don’t know anything about my childhood.

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №22705
 19.11.2009
Hi, how are you doing?
Hello, it’s all chocolate :)
Q: What is so sad?
Yes, I put the cacao on the key :(

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №22704
 19.11.2009
And I know which country will remain without Russian gas in the winter.

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №22703
 19.11.2009
I just tried the snail of which Seregu was feeding...Bla, the guy at the end of the day got strong...even the dog doesn’t eat, and he didn’t even swallow, it’s strange that after that he still called.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №22702
 19.11.2009
The UG.

The anecdote.

Tolstoy man was sentenced to death on an electric chair, and he doesn't get into it... They sat on a diet - he recovered by 10 kg. They started to give only bread and water - 10 kg added. One water, one more
10 kg. They did not endure:
Why are you shit, don’t you lose that?? to
Motivation, you know not.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №22701
 19.11.2009
<nestle> michael boyarski gave a forecast of 0.1 defeat of our
<nestle> who he is after that
<@dts> channel

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №22700
 19.11.2009
Victoria: And I was ordered to go on a diet...He bites me at night crying or very sad
Volkodav: Vick, you give him a bone: he will not eat much, and in the morning you will wake up without a bite =)
The good one... He’ll beat me! Confused He woke up one night, smashed me, and so persuasively said, “Give me meat!”! to
I am not what meat, a bit of oak did not give.

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22699
 19.11.2009
Something stunned when the matana teacher in the middle of the control declared that her hero is Dr. House, he is very cute and she wants to be like him O_o

[ + 108 - ] Comment quote №22698
 19.11.2009
I’m going to sit down with the cat. He will lick – I will lick – I will lick – I will lick – I will lick – I will lick – I will lick – I will lick – I will lick – I will lick. He squeezed and started licking :(

What exactly does the author regret?! to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №22697
 19.11.2009
Meeting on one forum))) topics forums

How to get sex on a first date 16-10-2009 17:20
Shurik
How to get sex on a second date 17-10-2009 20:21
Shurik
How to get sex on 3 dates 18-10-2009 17:23
Shurik

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №22696
 19.11.2009
Dasha: Freud’s first work was on the topic of sexual reproduction.

And then there was Ostapa.)

[ + 93 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22695
 19.11.2009
Girls, cute, well what you don’t want to go into engineers, in the specialty "Information Processing Systems Automation", we have a group of 24 sad men, 1 scared girl =(

[ + 99 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22694
 19.11.2009
It seems to me that the idea of introducing 10 ruble coins will collapse. I have a persistent feeling that I am not going to collect them alone instead of putting them back into circulation. They are so round, so beautiful, so valuable, my preelieieessssssssssss.

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