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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №120786
 19.11.2015
and OK. Let’s say I’m a producer of some super-mega-popular Kirkor Filipov.
We forgot a new album. all costs for the release of the master disc (payments to musicians + studio + designers + marketing + we have more) amounted to 0.5 lamas.
We carry the master disc to the factory, order the printing of 100 thousand copies. The cost of plastic and finished polygraphy for one bulb - 1 (one) backs. The total cost is 600 thousand. It is sold for 10 backs. The total profit is one lame. We deduct all the expenses, we pay taxes on the profits... less than a hundred pieces we and Kirkor have. of little. So we sell 50 per disc :) and we have it okay. Theoretically, after such a "operation" we should be a fan of piracy. But somehow not. For every animal that has jumped our mega-album has stripped us of a half-toss. taken from the ceiling and no longer justified. But I lost it!! to
Such a logic.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №120785
 19.11.2015
zzz: I fell the piano on my knees and shook the strings like a rock guitar.

The guy, the piano on which you can scare the strings with your hand, is called "arpha".

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №120784
 19.11.2015
Let’s imagine for a second that copyright holders are blocking the distribution of content on the Internet. Totally totally. All links to sources will be killed in a second. What will change?
We will record sources from broadcasts on the same Internet (radio, online cinemas, TV channels on the Internet), scan books, rob discs, and so on. And on the Internet, we will agree on weekly meetings for the exchange of content - this is not forbidden. What will the owner eventually get? and nothing. I can't download a new movie from torrents - fuck it, I'll wait until it's shown somewhere for free. They will not show - I will not die either, I will wait for copies and friends to appear. Will not appear? I love this horse movie, I’ll see another. This is the 21st century, the time of consumer abundance. We will find excitement. And rightholders will sit in the embrace of rights. And without sales.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №120783
 19.11.2015
"Being in trend" in Romanian:
I recently met the company of the Romans, a Roma mariner proudly walked in front of her in a shirt shrouded with straws. Strasses were laid a repeating pattern - the most bite apple and the inscription "Apple".

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №120782
 19.11.2015
Because I love you, this last piece of cake remains for you.
Freo: We have different principles now and if you love it, you have to eat this piece yourself so that it doesn’t lay on my ass.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №120781
 19.11.2015
You guys, are you a whimper? Parents with children are a part of society like everyone else. What kind of scare should they get out of the house and when it's convenient for a fool? Are your wheelchairs not suitable? Disabled people too? The elderly and full? What shit do they go into the shops, in public transport? So let the frightened in the houses sit so as not to offend the eyes of really important people. Who, of course, do not interfere with anyone, do not drive a car, do not walk, do not walk in public transport, do not have children, do not get sick.
Fight the wall, the ugly creatures. Then you will stop disturbing others, and most importantly you will stop getting the whole world.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №120780
 19.11.2015
xxx: here we came up with a mega-plan to create a domestic OS
Finland must be annexed and Linus Torvalds taken personally.
xxx: and voila - now Linux domestic development
yyy: =))))
Yes, we have to do what we know how to do well.
YYY: not the OS to develop =)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №120779
 19.11.2015
In his childhood he was very capricious. And suddenly it came to me that I did not change at all, just raised my caprices to the rank of life principles.

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Almost all adults are like that, but few admit it. Parents also impose their caprices on their children.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №120778
 19.11.2015
Part 2
Piracy (virtual, not Somalia) does not affect the profits of producers. Manufacturers never act on shoes. They know what they are doing and for whom they are doing. There is always a demand for what they do, and by how big the demand is, they can predict their income and regulate costs. In short, manufacturers never work at a loss. And no matter how global piracy is, they always compensate for their costs and, moreover, make a profit. Piracy is gathering the tiny pieces from the bar table. A person cannot go to the cinema – good people give him the opportunity to watch a movie in the campsite. Camry will be done as long as there is demand for them. If a person wants to watch in quality – he will have to buy a DVD, or wait until somebody puts out a DVD-rip. But then he will not be one who was able to enjoy the movie (game or something else) among the first! This is already a psychological factor that strongly affects demand, in part it is it that makes people spend money, not download from the internet, and it is on such people (on Real buyers, not on all those who want to) and manufacturers are oriented.
Therefore, talking about piracy depriving someone of profits is a lie (in 99% of cases). Piracy is a separate economic niche with its own producers, demand and supply. And if someone’s sales failed, then the reason is probably not in pirates, but in their goods.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №120777
 19.11.2015
Volha: When I brought Leo to the veterinarian, I was echoingly told: "You will take into account, according to our many years of observation, up to five cats - this is still the norm, but from the sixth it already begins to shrink... "
What do you have to say, until four?And " I cried out.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №120776
 19.11.2015
I saw on the forum a post appealing to the moderator to enter into sexual relationships with myself. Press the button "Notify the moderator". And I think it was I who turned the moderator’s attention to violating the rules or urged him to act as written.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №120775
 19.11.2015
We have two nine floors opposite. I drink coffee in the morning and look out the window. In the house opposite on the 2nd floor on a pebble (such an extension of the entire house) comes out a nice man, smoking the pipe. A beautiful black dog came out. Fuck, what a beautiful couple. I begin to dream a little bit about meeting on the street, we would talk about something, then maybe we went to coffee together... At this time the dog runs away from the windows so 5, sits under the sixth and makes a huge bunch... He returns to his window, humidifies back. He is followed by the owner with a telephone. This is how dreams are destroyed.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №120774
 19.11.2015
A very good reservation:

In the sales department, we have a division into inside and outside slaves. Oh yeah! That is sales. Inside and Outside Sales.
No, it was right for the first time!

c) Cheshire Omega

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №120773
 19.11.2015
What is the probability that the angular speed of the moon's rotation around itself is exactly the same as the speed of the moon's rotation around the earth?
......
Not by accident. This is the action of Earth's tide forces. The Earth slowed the moon’s rotation and synchronized it with its own.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №120772
 19.11.2015
In the USSR, the Boolean variable was sufficient for storing data on the partyity of a person.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №120771
 19.11.2015
Val is good Yandex.
"Let’s solve the problem.
Hi Valentine!
You recently tried to pay on the “Money Transfer” showcase, but for some reason you didn’t get to the end. Maybe you didn’t have enough Yandex.Money"?
No, I saw your commission guys 8) 8)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №120770
 19.11.2015
The toilet was stuck at work. The communalists on the second day are dying in every possible way. The boss insults, promises to bring them to the office tomorrow a demo version of the problem in the cage. We wait.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №120769
 19.11.2015
In short, Jack Daniels is a fucking guy.
YYY: You didn’t try it with kefir.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №120768
 19.11.2015
In a pair:
At the end of the day, you will get 2...
The more twins, the fewer students, the fewer students, the fewer twins.

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №120767
 19.11.2015
Dear user. We have received your message and resolved your problem. Our head of development department said literally: “Yes, I’m in my mouth to take into account the opinion of every dumb mu..ka about usability, let me read the ancient versions of the software,

Thanks for sincerity.
stupid fools, stealing your software and hacking it now will still show your site through innet fax

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