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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №153334
 19.11.2019
One day in the blue network I got a message from an unknown user with a virtually empty profile. The message said:

Can I send you a photo?

The infallible female intuition suggested: now there will be ruin, that is, hm, according to Freud. He polently rejected the request:

Thank you, but it is not worth it. And in general, I am now eating and looking at other sex organs won't.

Why I wrote about eating, I cannot say. Probably confused and wanted to argue somehow for the refusal. But the answer fell into my soul, so much that I wanted to include it in the textbook “How to be persistent and goals despite anything”:

When you do, will you?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №153333
 19.11.2019
Bad is the official who failed to stick to the garbage reform.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №153332
 19.11.2019
The Girl in the Shop:
I want ice cream, Mom.
Her mother :
It’s cold now, I can’t. Only in summer. Only fools eat.
She is:
But he is eating!
He points to my pack of ice cream.
I am :
I am a fool.
My mother approves me.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №153331
 19.11.2019
I went to the shops and looked at prices. How do I tell my kids that Santa is dead?

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