My father, unfortunately, lies in the hospital, in the department of neurology, and there are footage...
We lie down, we sleep, suddenly an inadequate man falls out of the neighboring chamber, goes to bed on a free bed and cries out on the whole - "fuck me, I'll spit out."
Well, the men and say to him, go mouthy mouthy from here, and he is not in any way, barely pulled out to the fuck to sleep... Next night, about 4, the body falls again, well, the men from the sleep throw him out again with pins and matts mouthy, and his bag with things in the corridor, here the nurse flies and with the words -"men, it's not the one, it's new only put," brings things back... it was shameful for everyone...)
A long time ago, one large company made a New Year corporate, butterfly, sweepstakes, gifts and the main prize of the lottery was a Mercedes. A narrow circle of people knew that the Mercedes would win the company’s owner’s wife and didn’t fret. But history would not have happened if everything went according to plan. The boss’s wife is late to the event and the scheme where she was supposed to get a “random” ticket doesn’t work. The leading announces the winner is a 55-year-old woman, an ordinary accountant, but who has worked in the company for almost 20 years. The woman was incredibly happy with such a gift, recognition of her merits, etc. Thanks to her left, what they did with his wife history does not specify, but the boss all the remaining corporate was darker than the cloud.
XXX: My mother’s older sister married in the summer, my mother’s younger sister took a husband out of the family, my mother was never married, and I don’t even know who my father is. And these people teach me how to find a husband!
Although the roof and went, but strictly on the route and with all the stops.
Sergey here recently went to his passion, they were going to the cinema. Irina, like any decent girl, naturally was not assembled, he had to wait. It is worn around him with clothes, then with shoes, then with a hairdresser. Everything is almost ready, the last strokes. Suddenly brakes next to at full speed, a little bit of the heels on the home tapes did not stumble, and knocks himself on the forehead with the words "Oh, the pad should be changed, or the shaker will be!" Directly into the bathroom. Sergey is such a morphologist, not a moralphagus, of course, but this is somehow too much... From the bathroom, a thunder of minutes for three, then silence. The door opens, Irina comes out with the clothed sleeves of the costume and with the key in her hands. “Sorry,” he says, “I’m just hairing up now and I can go!”
At that moment, Sergey decided for himself that Irina should be married.
The professor at the seminar notices that one of the students is not completely sober. He says to him:
Students, you are drunk. Leave the workshop immediately!
What are you, Professor? I am completely sober!
Are you sober? Then write me the formula for calculating laplasian in toroidal coordinates.
The student goes out to the board and writes a long formula. The professor checks the manual for a long time and ensures that everything is written correctly.
Well, I am impressed! I don’t remember this formula and I can’t remember it with a sober head.
The student:
I was sober and I don’t remember.