Tanka, for 3 quotes on the top of the abyss promised to give! See also.

Status: I ride on a chair.
Yyy: Hi, can you ask... and ride on a chair is fun?
Wow, you don’t know how...
yyy : and I'm not funny... down the battery knocks... or do you have wheels?))

Recently I went to a movie with a blonde, then got married to her, stayed for the night. You know... now I’m absolutely fooled by how stupid they are.

and twizt.

A smile on the window of the kiosk: "Closed. Closed – not to knock!and "

The ass comes to us.
The ass comes to us.
The ass comes to us.
Session soon...
Students are not sleeping! The fear of departure is always real.

Dilma: Children do not need a phone, but a subcutaneous chip
Gen : Ugo
Gen: with a charger on 220...
by Dilma : )
Gen : did not return at 9 home, pressed the button and came to pick up the body...

Xxx: guys, help with the advice. I am afraid that any girl will offer me to sleep with her and I will not get up :(

zzz: I also have a problem, I am afraid that a boy will offer me to sleep and I will get up!

About the Infostor.
Stone after article

And we are looking for ways to protect in the first place children and young people from low-profile pornographic products.

Give quality porn to children and young people!

I received a request from a client to repair his computer.
In the caps of a paper form three fields are located in a row: "Name", "Name", "Father".
I take the request, I see:
Name: Evstratov Dmitry Timofeevich
His name is Dmitry Timofeevich.
by Timofeevich.

I am afraid to go to him.

US government finally found mass weapons in Iraq
and defeat. The prototype of this weapon under the code name Kuzkin’s Mother was first shown by Khrushchev at the United Nations General Assembly in 1960, and in 2008 the Iraqis demonstrated its combat potential to President Bush personally.

Just then, my friend Vitalik and I went to the club, bite, and a friend grabbed a familiar defeat. Go to me. I go to bed in another room. At 6 a.m., a friend of mine wakes up, he is typically at work, etc. I close the door behind him on the autopilot and go to bed. I wake up from the fact that somebody is pulling me for the genitals. I know that I slept next to that deck. But once this is the case... In general, everything is wonderful, first a barrel, then a barrel, then let the devaha jump from the top... Then the amazing thing happens... she opens her eyes... tension... becomes like a gorlum... and says the only phrase: “Where is Vitalik?”". I didn’t get up for a week.

In the news tape...
"The Finns realized with horror that they fought for Hitler"
They quickly focused!
C_K

Childhood is the only country that is not afraid of a financial crisis.

No storms, no thunderstorms, no other troubles... if there is a mother nearby. c) Sj

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The same bobber in miniature, this is what it is a water rat, and the usage of the

Likewise, the color, the tail, indeed, the rat, but who of us is without shortcomings?

I was written on one pond, I was sitting there at night, every weekend.

Early in the morning, one caught - no noise and dust; began to notice a rat.

He went back here for business. Similarly noted

me and the watershed, looking - a man quiet, sat nearby and

began to study carefully. Word for word, we met. Throw a piece.

Bread and then it turned out that it was a rat: the first thing carefully

Then he brought home his wife and children, and then he began to eat.

holding a lump in the front legs, chewing thoughtfully, looking at me.

He called - Shurik, painfully funny and businessfully he swept through the entire reservoir;

Fishing was fun for both of us.

Excellent was a family man - always the first bite included in the nest under the bush;

Once brought my husband - show me, acquaintance she, apparently,

approved, but no more in the male company showed, it is understandable,

The house is full of concerns.

Sometimes bringing friends to praise the companion, you will shout: "Shurik! There is

Walk!", and carry a brown torpedo of rats from any corner of the pond.



There are no wild animals in nature, there are only attentive animals.

When Somali pirates demanded a ransom for the Ukrainian ship,

Gazprom laughed to tears.

K to:
If I pass the session... then from the next semester I will start studying, I will drink, I will engage in boxing and I will remove volves... And I will win the 2012 Boxing Olympics.

Another guy with a good imagination :D

YYY: How is it?
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work in the park. Everyone had to spend the night in the office. Our administrator snorted, snorted, and then in a dream issued the phrase: "The Terminator in the green cockroaches steals cakes."

Totally dumb? Administration, have you been upset? On the main: "like Saddam, by shooting"! He was hanged, the idiots.