We have a cat in our house and we took it as a small one. Everything is fine with the cat, peacefully, only with age this villain began to target the territory - as it is not the top of bliss to inhale these fragrances. What to do with him? The solution in this situation is one: mourning the whole team, the animal was sent to castration. The cat quickly withdrew from anesthesia and after a couple of days was in good condition and mood (he looked at everyone badly).
In the evening, we discuss the event and the consequences:
He quickly recovered from stress.
See also: MG! The squadron did not notice the losses of the fighter (and, for a second thinking)... The fighter did not notice the loss of the egg...
:D :D :D :D :D

My hostess called admin to fix me, and they were fucking all night. I think I am a loser.

The computer.

In the lesson of biology we solve problems according to Mendel's laws. Half the class really doesn’t go into anything, and there’s one brave one saying:
Student:"I don’t understand these tasks!"
Teacher:" well you try to understand..."
Student: "and why? They will not be useful in my life at all!"
Teacher:"Well, you are not quite right here. Then you will have a child, and someday he will ask you, “Dad, why do I have blue eyes and you have brown eyes?”
The voice from the class: "Because I am a homosexual, son))"
Another voice from the class: "Who said I was your dad?"

2:34.:Bamble_Bee:.I don't know how, but this idiot managed to break three strings at once.
2:34.:Bamble_Bee:.I don’t want to do that)
2:34.:Bamble_Bee:.It is like a balalaika epta.
2:34 ZiKkie: Kakaat bas-balayka comes out
2:35.:Bamble_Bee:.: this is an aquatic idea) a hairy dog jumping with an electrobasbalayka)
2:35 ZiKkie: Ugu to the group to recruit another lead balladist rhythm balladist and instead of a drummer balladist spoonful
2:35.:Bamble_Bee:.Ugu and sing black or Russian folk metal.

After a devastating defeat in an intranet game
Oh yeah, I’ve been scared of your moms, thumbs!
Daddy to fuck. You are 40 years old.
Do you think some of your sentences will be ambiguous?
Oh... is it bad? Don’t tell my mom, okay?
Oh well... no...

He: I acknowledge my guilt and apologize.
She: for what?
He: Well, I called you a fool, I said you are a fool, and a stupid hysteric...
She is: well. And yet?
ONE: Well, even for the fact that I laughed that you had the fruit ruined on the facade.
She: That is it!

She is:
Lash, can you take nature? With money I have a hard time, and cooking I obviously worse than you.
He is:
What is your nature to me, am I not an artist?

I decided to make my favorite cake. Go to the site and read the recipes. There is a big discussion about the cake. I have read.
It all started with how much sugar you need to add to the cake for the perfect sweetness, and ended with the phrase of one of the contestants:" So that you eat this your perfect "a little sweet cake" and die."

I never thought cooking was such a competition.

I don’t turn off the computer at night.
XXX: Do not turn on in the morning
XXX: It is not going to happen.

Ingvar: I was chasing a porch last day, but I made a mistake. At the speed of 190 Porsche realized that he was being chased.

>Approved 2009-12-04 at 09:13
Passazhir: I'm going, I'm running on the lawns of happiness that winter has come!!! to

Oh what? Arrived...?

AlcoDemon, 14.12.2009 23:46:53:
Pressing the Shoulder
Teterev, 23:47:21
Pressing the cheeks *
AlcoDemon, 23:47:31
* clamps on the ears
Teterev, 23:47:44
* Pressing with clamps *
AlcoDemon, 23:47:58
Pressing under a spoon
Teterev, 23:48:40
Pressing the overhead *
AlcoDemon, 23:48:58
Pressing with appendix
Teterev, 23:50:26
*Divorce with pets *
AlcoDemon, 23:50:36
* shrinking with the hood*
Teterev, 23:50:46
Playing with eye apples
AlcoDemon, 23:51:18
It moves with ears
Teterev, 23:52:12
Chewing eggs with beard
AlcoDemon, 23:52:34
* broke the eyebrow on the heel
Teterev, 23:54:45
* Makes various movements of the hip joint*
AlcoDemon, 23:54:56
I broke the chair
Teterev, 23:55:25
Exploded the chair

When I became a driver, I became a completely different pedestrian.

I went to Moscow with a business partner. He is driving.

Preamble: he is already a man, married / divorced twice, from both marriages three daughters in total. And since he is a man, he takes his financial obligations seriously and the pretentious girls grow, they are not used to refusing anything. Everyone dreams of Oxford Stanford.
Papa, it must be said, dreams of merging them there, sympathizing with the one who will get them.

So, about what I’m fighting: it’s like a boy-major cutting him up on something sporty. What could a 47-year-old uncle with such a biography wish him?
“Let me burn you, shit!”

Hi to you!
Hi Doctor!
Well, let’s get started. Do you smoke?
Not entirely...
Not at all? How is it?
I’m a passive smoker, others smoke and I breathe.
Oh I understand. So... do you have sex?
Not entirely...

The truth of life.
The guy from the locker at the distribution costs 38 gigabytes of gay porn and the clip of Dima Bilan "Never let you go".

Shed: neighbors in the toilet put "Cosmopolitan", sheet, and there a test - "Tell out, you are right or left"... >.<

Call to home. I take a phone. Someone is someone:
and allo. and press. Is it smoke?
I : Yes.
and Eeee! I guessed!
He hangs the phone.

Maybe someone is playing an extrasensitive battle on the phone :)

and Gray:
Are we living in socialism or capitalism?

by KamaZ:
I don’t know how you are, but I’m in a puppy!