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[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №40499
 19.12.2010
All sinners in hell are either baked in boiling oil or cooked in resin. Only Russian officials are scattered.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №40498
 19.12.2010
We have a souvenir democracy.
Meaning of sovereign?
No, it is a souvenir.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №40497
 19.12.2010
Forum on Banquet Halls:

A gift for a dark night!! to

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №40496
 19.12.2010
What can we do to improve the overall impression of our hotel? Share positive comments about your stay.
- Going into the hotel on the evening of the 16th of December of the cold 2010 year, saw the soloist of the group A-studio, and some half a year ago, coming out from breakfast, saw Anna Semenovich! It is nice that you bring them all to the reception and place them in prominent places so that I can see them exactly and I have something to think about in the elevator ("What is A-Studio?" and "Opp-pa!!! Really great!") climbing up in your room.

[ + 149 - ] Comment quote №40495
 19.12.2010
The xxx:
You are a troll, crazy!
WOW :
of Ashotaka? It blows with the eyebrows :)
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Are you "someone?" I saw your profile on the dating site. "I live far from the capital. income of 6,000 per month. The car is domestic."
WOW :
That is pure truth, isn’t it?
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Whozhblad knows that you live in Texas, your salary is in backs and you ride a Chevrolet Corvette.

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №40494
 19.12.2010
Have you ever wanted to kill someone?
YYY: What did she do with your compound?! to

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №40493
 19.12.2010
xxx: today saw the most monstrous manifestation of competition
YYY :?? to
xxx: the excavator crushed a plastic baby slug, in the slugs...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №40492
 19.12.2010
Anko
I cry with my parents.

Anko
Happy was called. I come. Give a cup

Anko
Coffee unknown

Anko
I said, Oh, did you buy a cup?

Anko
they me - take, you have a gift for dr, we specially for you her from the past hotel >_<

[ + 111 - ] Comment quote №40491
 19.12.2010
The modern problem of mankind "what to look at while you eat before the compound?"!

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40490
 19.12.2010
Last night the seeds were dried up. The most edible ones in our country are called "Hello from the collage". I went to the bar at the stop, I see - they are on the window. I say to the seller, “Hello from the colloquium!” and he looked at me unconditionally – “Hello.” The back line.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №40489
 19.12.2010
I am milk.
I am a tomato.
Dan: Together we are sorting shit

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №40488
 19.12.2010
I go out on the balcony to smoke. Two grandmothers sit in the store and argue on an eternal theme "and here in our time...". One loudly cries: "But under Stalin, if someone's mobile phone in the theater ringed, he would be immediately put on hold!"
I did not smoke a cigarette :)

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №40487
 19.12.2010
I am shocked by my parents. Unfinished repairs at home. After a while, they return with the whole company, move all the furniture in the hall, lay down the lenolium and go again to drink.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №40486
 19.12.2010
XHHH: Shake up, I was looking for Google sauss park wallpapers. after 10 redirects hit a page with amateur gay porn. Have they captured it all?( by

Chef: Alexander, killed in Google "amateur gay porn". After 8 links came to the page with wallpapers of South Park.

By the way, you mistaken the window.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №40485
 19.12.2010
The street is as cold as the new Orbit "Pizdeck frost"

[ + 105 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40484
 19.12.2010
Hi to everyone.
Under the New Year shines an unpleasant diagnosis and surgery. I am afraid of her, afraid of my beginning, very important relationship for me.
And Santa Claus! Believe in the good with me, right?
I want to have healthy breasts this year.

To all who read - good mood and happy New Year with family and loved ones!

[ + 71 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №40483
 19.12.2010
I don’t make racial differences, I don’t have religious prejudices, I don’t divide people into confessions and different social groups...I just HATE DUMPS!!! (From the snow)

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №40482
 19.12.2010
Go to a girl and say:
You have the most beautiful place! Then watch where she’ll look.)

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №40481
 19.12.2010
At mid-morning, they were looking for bread, they were all riddled. Dad found him in his room.
Then I lost the cheese. He was accused of hiding and eating him at night.
Then I found the cheese, and my mom remembered that it was she who hid it so that my dad didn’t find it.
XXX is I. and stupid.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №40480
 19.12.2010
Buffet in the children’s clinic. It looks like a father with a young girl aged 16-17...The father asks:
Buying a Chevrolet?! to
Girl (smelling the mouth and whispering the nose): How will I eat it then?!!!! to
Getting pregnant is enough!! to
O_O

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