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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №107056
 19.12.2014
knowledge of winter clothes. The shoes are different. There are practical, durable and very warm sweaters made of mutoon, karakul or nutria. There are beautiful, expensive, but not very shouldery - nurses, sables, mountaineers. There are fashionable - shoes with sleeves to the elbow, silk inserts to the pup, cut and shaved, without buttons flying, etc. In these, a clear pen, not what to stand at the stop - just run 500 m cold, they are only invented for force, on the evening dress to put on, and invented by designers, no idea about the Russian winter. The most funny thing - normal shoes cost 4-5 times cheaper than fashionable shoes.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №107055
 19.12.2014
Remember, there was a joke: “I dreamed of being a compatriot with Depardieu for a long time.” The universe, I did not want that. “Moscow is a very expensive city. I want you to be able to normally eat for 3 euros in Moscow.”

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №107054
 19.12.2014
Comments on hackers on the net:
The Internet Hop-Stop is flourishing.
XHH: It remains to have an Internet roof
Do you have electronic money? What if I find?
ууу: эээ, boy, give a passport from skype - call.friend turned off from the champa on CS, hello to pass on
xxx: eye, squad of the bazar)
Do you know Yandex? you know Yandex?
I am Vasya from Raj, who are you, right?
Are you from this server or cheerleader?
Q: Do you get rid of it?
Regularity has not grown
I have a brother here, admin.
I have Dad Hoster!
No, these guys, well you are still the diagonals of the monkeys.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №107053
 19.12.2014
It is lazy to google the details for a long time, but if you do not recognize yourself as part of the RPC (with all the consequences), then your church will not be Orthodox.
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Suddenly, the RPC is not the only Orthodox church in the world.

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №107052
 19.12.2014
Mahmoud: Generally speaking, the internet is lying. And all these posts are not true. There is an apartment, and a car, and this iPhone is dumb. He swam in the warm waters of the ocean and wandered through the streets of Europe, and was truly happy in his childhood when he flew on the old "Skolnik" along the city road to the river.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107051
 19.12.2014
It’s a joke in the car shops.
"More than two BMWs in one hand - is not sold", the newspaper says.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107050
 19.12.2014
He is Syiahiahiahiah!
She: Where is she?! to
He: slowly lower your head down.
Be careful, don’t be scared.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107049
 19.12.2014
Self-sufficient Russia was 110 years ago, when it fed half of Europe with grain and oil. And when there was not so much devil over her as it is now.
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Honestly, I do not know exactly, but according to the literary works of those times it seems that officials and officials, consularies and other things were in the Russian Empire a little more than a dope. So that the experts don't get into - works of the second half of the 19th century. At the beginning of the 20th century

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №107048
 19.12.2014
But there is one good news, which I did not expect:
The annual report *** of the Bank for 2013 was recognized as the best in the category "Design and polygraphy" from the rating agency "Expert ***".

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №107047
 19.12.2014
From News: Large clothing sellers suspended delivery to Russia (here is the list of brands)
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Somehow it will be uncomfortable to Western partners that they stopped delivery, but the Vietnamese, who stamp these brands in the basements of retailers, did not stop.

The biggest seller of clothes in Russia is Asian "Zombie Clothes"

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №107046
 19.12.2014
to this
And my mom, right, by chance, did not tell me that Gorbachev announced the restructuring in 1985? Six years remained until the death of the Soviet Union. And it’s not that the prices didn’t..."

What was there mom, I myself was then mom.))) Here I tried to tell the young people. did not believe. They say everything was normal in the 91st, they remember. Remember when a person is 15 or 16 years old, what, prices will remember? He has more interesting things to remember.)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №107045
 19.12.2014
16091 to be completed.
The MDA. She saw herself in the bus.
I explain, since the passengers did not have time to disclose the topic.
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Being in skiing, skating, with a backpack on your back is all a sharp way of hamsk behavior to others in a public place. Skiing is more convenient, for everyone to hold, vertical and would be good with blankets on sharp angles. Horses are also sharp and sharp weapons. A backpack on the back is a cannon core in transportation, not controlled by the owner.
A white shirt? Is the bus floor dirty? Thinking once in a lifetime is not fate. Take with you the desired size of the bag and, removing the backpack, put it in the bag. Let your stuff stay clean. Do we have no affairs? Or something else from the section "to plunge", but to offend the observation of ALL around you?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №107044
 19.12.2014
Something you guys.
Forgot everything entirely
Euro is 20
The dollar is seven.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №107043
 19.12.2014
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I have a Chinese army, you can’t get through!
zzz: - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
zzz: - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Zzz: I have twice as many Chinese
xxx: -_- * 125 // I have a whole squad, 125 people
zzz: while(ArmySani > myArmy){myArmy++; }
ZZZ: to be saved!
XXX is...
Here is the fool!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №107042
 19.12.2014
Okay, I sent an email.
Anvel: it is difficult to load large files into the pigeon brain
Anvel: there the block size is small and the fragmentation coefficient is high
Anvel: and this affects the loading speed when integrity control is enabled
vrednaya_privychka: hm Have you studied the question and familiar with the mechanism of recording data in the pigeon’s brain?
I told you about Johnny Mnemonic.
vrednaya_privychka: Besides, I thought they were just tied to a lap of paper *ROFL*
Anvel: This is the last century
Anvel: Now Digital Technologies
Anvel: Well, and the pigeon mail is now also digital
vrednaya_privychka: what is the device output info?
Standard microUSB connector
vrednaya_privychka: a
Anvel: the pigeons until 2005 release still meet the RS232 interface
Anvel: and there was a separate category of industrial pigeons
Anvel: they had built-in RS485 interface to meet industry standards, but it always went in parallel with the generally accepted RS232
Anvel: well, and sometimes hit high-capacity pigeons with IEEE1394 FireWire interface
Anvel: the problem is that the 232 connector itself is quite large and heavy. It has a strong effect on the aerodynamics of the pigeon.
vrednaya_privychka: enough is enough! I have no time to load my pages on Wikipedia.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №107041
 19.12.2014
Comments to the photo of boots with legs and head of a goose on the edges.

XXX is not practical. In the woods, all the crows and roots are yours. Especially when I get tired during the day and my legs barely get up.

YYY: You can’t even catch up with such boots. The roots may not understand you.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107040
 19.12.2014
These two:
... a sweet girl with an unconventional set of chocolate for girls, mint gum, wet towels and condoms... soon the girls will actually offer a hand and heart to men.

With such a set they usually offer the body for rent. And not "will soon be", but a long time ago.
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Khm, that is, if, for example, people have finished condoms at home, and the husband / partner comes from work after the shops are closed, have you not even tried to consider? So, why are you so surprised that you are not given it?

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №107039
 19.12.2014
In connection with the assault on Russia of another furious animal of the family of sandy, the First Channel announces a popular contest and voting on the name for this particular animal. The names "Default" and "Crisis" have already been assigned to animals born in 1998 and 2008 and therefore cannot be offered.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107038
 19.12.2014
Here, recently, the young generation was outraged, such as "Oh dacha, oh fufufu, and why it is needed, these apples are dirty, seedlings... ". I understand that now, by spring, I still have to stock up Soviet books on the management of the country farm.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №107037
 19.12.2014
Submitted to Zadarba.li:
"I don’t want to participate in excessive competitions, suitable except for the child’s morning"

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