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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №124624
 19.02.2016
xx
Why do demons get angry when you call them out for no reason? Are they not interested in being here and tormenting anyone?

xy
Because the caller cannot learn that at the end of the word "do" there is a soft sign, and at the end of the word "do" - no.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №124623
 19.02.2016
What you understand in 1C of Ohuena is 5 minutes of SAP, 10 minutes of acapta, or 8 minutes of directum.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №124622
 19.02.2016
Are you going crazy again?
YYY: The style!
XXX is...
Let’s go out of Umeå!
Zzzz I am sorry!
YYY: For what?? to
XXX: That you sing to me!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №124621
 19.02.2016
Do you need backs?
Yyy : of course! I have no rubles.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №124620
 19.02.2016
xxx : link to today’s lecture on Machine Learning: <link>
YYY (bow)
ZZZ: a mixture of capoeira and brake
Sorry, I am not in that chat.
XXX: so these lectures have not yet been characterized

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №124619
 19.02.2016
The governor of the Saratov region, Valery Radaev, proposed to the management of the local plant of SEPO, which produces mainly refrigerators, to set up the production of smartphones iPhone 7.
YYY: What's the difference really
YYY: Have we re-profiled tank tanks?
From the refrigerator to the iPhone.
XXX: The Party orders – they can!
YYY: Dada
XXX: It will be the largest smartphone in the world, by the way.
XXX: And with a freezer camera instead of a photo camera!
YYY: The coolest smartphone ever
The rear wall is warm.
YYY: Yes, this is the problem with the sixth.
YYY: Just keep it right.
YYY: According to the manufacturer's recommendations

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №124618
 19.02.2016
The Saratov refrigerator plant will produce iPhones
SSS:...blah, this is not a fake.
Aaa: iPhones will be the size of a refrigerator and powered by the network
BBB: But they will be able to hide from a nuclear explosion!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №124617
 19.02.2016
My nephews brought Jack Russell a girl. So this momsel was mastered by them, began to run around the apartment in search of a game. I found. The Cat. The cat was important, royally walking across the floor. His royal testicles were significantly rolled from side to side. Until it happened. Now the cat lives in cabinets like a ninja, because the little lady was very interested in this part of the cat's body. She runs after him and gets enough for the pumpkins. Why is he so upset and doesn’t play?

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №124616
 19.02.2016
Or it is a protective reaction of the human psyche against the unchanging reality. 1790, Radishchev "Travel from St. Petersburg to Moscow" I can list the chapters in which the last battles and debuts are described. And about the service, and about the power, and about the roads, and about the incomes of ordinary citizens. And do you know why I am fooled, who now steals and builds badly? Because so will all those who will come to replace the current tormentors. You yourself work quality, do not leave early on Friday, do not pull the office, do not give bribes, pay all taxes on time, and the public service too? The difference between the manager who pulls the office and the MP who pulls the Mercedes into the budget is only in scale. This is only he has already crashed and something still remains in the budget, and you will come and you will need everything again: a car-home-give-channels, which means that the budget will be empty again.
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just don’t try to "smash all" in your own shit, so that "do not come out clean" :)
You won’t believe it, but there are a lot of people who work on their conscience, love their work, strive for professionalism, cherish their reputation and love to feel useful and needed. And the fact that we perceive it as a children’s fairy tale or an American series is a serious problem for our society.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №124615
 19.02.2016
Just just. The bus arrived and the pressure at the landing began, everyone wants to get in and get time to sit. A guy in front of me accidentally hits a woman on his right foot. Everyone begins to scream at him, “Are you blind?” Are you alone here? and the other. He talks to her in the language of the deaf. Seeing this woman immediately cools and begins to apologize to him, say sorry, I am so uncomfortable. Anger immediately changed to mercy and compassion. The guy smiled and said, "Nothing terrible, you didn't know.

Everyone laughed, including her.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №124614
 19.02.2016
At the classes today, the Orthodox aunt, lessons on word, we fill the text (random enough). Showing the insert of the picture, we insert the default image from the screw - with penguins.
I: Well, let’s have a text about penguins. Let’s print him a title.
The Life of Jesus of Nazareth (The Life of Jesus of Nazareth)

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