X: Len hasn’t asked her yet...
Y: Ask me
Q: Do you want me to ctrl + V? 😉
Y: Do you want me to give you ctrl+X eggs?
Y: and then ctrl+V you get them a lot deeper...
Y: the fool smoked

And you know that if you read the entire abyss, then the last page will be the Ash of Bash's admin?

by Lenta.ru
In the international airport of Memphis people were evacuated because of a bicycle with the sticker "This bicycle is a homemade bomb". This was by CNN on Monday, February 16.

It turned out that the phrase "This Bike is a Pipe Bomb" is the name of a popular Florida punk band. The sticker on the bicycle was a advertising sticker for musicians.

CNN notes that in the 12-year history of the punk group this is not the first such case. Earlier in one of the universities of Philadelphia, police sappers detonated a bicycle with the same sticker, believing that the bicycle poses a real threat.

48144 (saved 2009-02-18 at 08:15)
For those who know the news from Basha:

The inspector of the GIBDD shot a 12-year-old girl to death and escaped from the scene. The court sentenced him to only four years in prison. The child’s parents received a compensation of 250,000 euros. The ruble. Comrades, this is a mess!
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It is wrong. I have been for the death penalty for this. I would have done it myself with pleasure. Fuck, even tears turn to the eyes because of a poor girl... and this is not the only case in our country! And not only in ours. Traffic accidents happen, but conscious people STOP, and RESPONSIBLE for their actions, and not hide after the accident... and monetary compensation for a beloved little daughter - what will she give? Can money replace a child? More than 250,000. The ruble. What will this amount compensate? Especially for the child.
P.S There have already been two quotes about banned advertising for young people. You cannot live so. Support me, let’s do anything! You cannot remain indifferent! Indifference is the path to its own destruction. Please support me! Not morally, but more morally. Don’t be indifferent to anyone!

Do you want to ride a car? Look: you sit in a cart, I get up with one leg on the bottom floor, and the other pushes away!
Yyy: Yes... I seem to understand why men have less life expectancy...

I also took a book yesterday, there is written - we will make a program. Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah A picture on the other page. I start, I start, I make a mistake. I checked and started, it was a mistake. Connecting other libraries is a mistake. Again 15 ghjdthbk is still a mistake. I turn the page, I read the textbook further:"As shown in Figure 1.5, the program gives us an error..."

We live on the 17th floor. This morning I looked out the window and said:"Oh!".
At the bottom, 15 absolutely identical gastarbayters in orange vests, cuddling, friendlyly scaling the ice on the trail.
I wanted to circumvent them with a frame (all 15 units) and send to build something on the o-on-one empty... :)))))

Dersaid
I love you

Behavioral_
Eptva Mother! And again??? to

Dersaid
What?

Behavioral_
Oh fucking! Although you have beautiful and light hair, very pleasant appearance, slim figure! You have brains and great character. But there is one but!!! to

Behavioral_
You are a fucking man!! to

I had to get up in the mood this morning. = = )
In general, the standard morning procedure: dress, coffee, on the stairs to smoke the first cigarette. I am standing, weighing, weighing. From the upper floor slowly descends a neighbor boy of seven years. The further dialogue:
Good morning young man!
It is no longer morning. It is three o’clock in the day, so today you will not be given and you will not be a man.
After a cup of coffee, I try to get out of the situation:
Boy, why don’t they give me? I am an adult, a cute person, I can say.
The guy looks at me like an idiot and explains.
“Whoever rises early, God will give him, and he will not give you too soon. And my dad said that whoever is not given, is not a man. understandably?
It is clear)

This is fucking. You need to get up earlier.
They will definitely give us! c) butthead

We have a new secretary - then the documents will be lost, then they will not be sent there. Angry inexorably. Today I forgave her everything. She ran through the corridor. Turn of 90 degrees. She did not fit in him. Lyoko is in the wall. He stopped, shaken his head and continued to run. It’s like life is like that.)

I go with my girlfriend.
She has a suitcase with clothes, seven bags with books on psychology and a Japanese sword.
Something terrible

by K
48049 (saved 2009-02-17 at 16:35)
Sonechka: I say to him, Sunny, put on a hat, or the snow is coming. The head will get cold, what will you then program?... and he answers me so boldly: Like Microsoft, drink!
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Niipazzo is a wrapped word.

I can’t think about cows. I immediately fall into grief. They are associated with the deaf village.
WOW: I am sorry for them. They are good. They are exploited inappropriately. They do not regret at all.
I like their nose...so wet funny.
My tongue is in jelly.

Artur Novak
Are you all drinking?

Bonus is
not regret ourselves.

Bonus is
Alcohol is destroyed

Bonus is
So that others do not stumble.

Artur Novak
The Timorese

Bonus is
The glasses

To all lovers of half, quarter, and other pink hearts, I propose to bring to my moles for tomorrow that on February 14, 1994, Chikatilo Andrei Romanovich was shot, also in a sense a victim of love for body parts. Send the chickens.

by zork #23
Everybody is out of the ass...and what should I do now?
and
kmatalist
I will tell you
The word is so
at "work" starts
It ends at 6 p.m.

Recently, almost all the humorists on the television are afraid to tell... and the dwarves of dwarves from the tower read, and grit-like, I was written here.
Dornov Odmin Basha, Huiase O_o

People, explain, please, if you are putting on the phone call dubble calls (like children’s voices, stupid phrases, etc.).And then when you are called in a public place, you are in angry convulsions trying to pull out the phone faster and answer so that no one hears this nonsense?

Sooner or later you will get married. A good man or

Condoms are bad.

Three facts – one positive, the second negative, the third terrible.

Together, there is a very black humor.

1st Muzzammil Hassan founded a television station in New York.

Overcoming negative stereotypes about followers of Islam.

Good thing, necessary, because there are such stereotypes.

2nd His wife, with whom he has two children 4 and 6 years old, complained to the police

For acts of violence by the spouse and filed for divorce.

Three He cut off her head.