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[ + 71 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26244
 19.02.2010
I ordered a table in the club for 2 Persians (self and him)...in the night of 22-23...in the battle of striptease...a gift to a man decided to make...So pleased!!Now she chooses which friend she will take!!! I wanted to go together!!! to

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №26243
 19.02.2010
I wanted to resign today, I wrote an application for dismissal! Asked what was wrong, he said. I went up in the 2nd time, but... I had to stay =)

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №26242
 19.02.2010
girls are all such pathos cool, photos of the most fashionable clubs are posted... and still licking lemons in the farm >_<

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №26241
 19.02.2010
From the comment to the video about the harm of smoking on YouTube:

Dude cold, please go back to the past when I started smoking, find me and give me puzzles!!!Oh well please!!!! to

[ + 142 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26240
 19.02.2010
Personally, I am very interested in the Olympics. I am for mass sports. It’s stupid when the crowds are stirring up emotions about individual people who are turning into something like running cockroaches on a nationwide scale. In hunting you need to play sports, and pay a lot of money so that the units clearly break the veins? Well, what is the practical sense of the fact that for the whole country 1-3 people in a given day will be able to show maximum results? I would, in the place of the state, fund regular gyms, sports sections, and show business under the brand “Olympia”, “World Championship” would leave for self-financing – let advertisers, fans and buyers of “Sport Express” pay. Sports officials responsible for receiving medals would be abolished as a class.
Missed by )

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №26239
 19.02.2010
From the discussion of the news about the closure of t.ru.
Donar: There is a lot of content... With such wealth we are not allowed in the WTO.)
intemet: with such luggage we did not support this WTO.)

[ + 128 - ] Comment quote №26238
 19.02.2010
The friends! The Internet community probably already knows that the attacks on torrents.ru have begun
So, behind this case is the Internet-cinema Ekinot. Go to ekinot_diary and you will understand it yourself.
Shed them the rays of diarrhea, DDoS their bad site, spammy soaps – in general, we’ll show them the public opinion about scratched copyrusts!

Give me a plz. I want people to know.
and eXp

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №26237
 19.02.2010
A guy who promised yesterday to explain why the president never gets sick. The day has come, tell me.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №26236
 19.02.2010
Talk about pickup girls
I don’t need him as a girl.
YYY : No! You are just like a girl and you need her.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №26235
 19.02.2010
Andrei: My 18-year-old daughter wakes me up at 3 p.m. with the question, "Dad, can I turn on the vacuum cleaner?"

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №26234
 19.02.2010
Good morning! what are you doing?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
That is Tatarko, right?? to
I want to be Russified! ?

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №26233
 19.02.2010
Book ' the alphabet of Sisadmin'. Unfortunately, I did not look at the author. The last force:
'sysadmin - a creature lame and mysterious. It lives in a dark server room, cries out incomprehensible words and works wonders.
by Tomato

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26232
 19.02.2010
It burned in German.
They read the text, all in a row speak i in English manner - ай. The first corrected, the second, the third...
The guy reads.
- DEA" DRAYTE MARZ... (der dritte Marz)
Through the teeth:
“When you don’t take the exam in German and you’re taken to the army, there you’ll be dray the floor. Here is Drit!! to

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №26231
 19.02.2010
In the 21st century will be a lot of logins and passwords.
by Lestor_rzn

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26230
 19.02.2010
I came from work tired. How would I arrange with my 2.5 year old daughter that I have a computer with inets, and she has a bedroom with cartoons?

[ + 60 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26229
 19.02.2010
In an attack of just anger, users of torrents.ru put the floor of the internet

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №26228
 19.02.2010
The Father (20:09)
What are the couple tomorrow?
by Redis (20:09)
What is tomorrow?
The Father (20:10)
The next.
by Redis (20:10)
Then the other)

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №26227
 19.02.2010
A friend in the ASK status:
1) I want to go home. But there came to me a great and mighty Avothu.
2) I’ll go home, Nupoh was stronger.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №26226
 19.02.2010
If the wolf said to the robot rabbit that he is also a rabbit, the robot would enter the cycle and explode.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №26225
 19.02.2010
Xxx: No, I’ll go out for him anyway...
He takes my hand, kisses her and gently so
You’re so sweet... why did you eat your hands again?! to

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