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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №124644
 19.02.2016
We are looking for a programmer on the forum.
A: What program to do?
B: a television program for GTR. To write a television program, a television programmer is required.
A: For what reason? I really tried to understand what was written. My brain threw out a white flag and tried to leave the skull box! You are evil...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №124643
 19.02.2016
Wife: I woke up today and I think it was - or dreamed :-)
wife: then looked in the bathroom in the mirror - I see on the happy face - was :-)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №124642
 19.02.2016
by Tim:
We came up with a genius with our colleagues. Toilet with Wi-Fi and Internet connection. App for iOS and Android. To track and build charts: how much, what and when. With hardness indicators and even elements of chemical analysis. And gave recommendations on diet and nutritional norms. "Today you, Vasily, have a bad snack, you need more carrots".
You sit, in short, on the toilet, and immediately automatic such a check: "Vasilius sat on the toilet". See also Assbook.is. And all such supportive comments: "Let’s go, Vasya, good luck". "Let’s go, my friend" "Do not give up, brother"
And you can compete: Vasya gave more today than Petya. And the winner of the year is calculated in the end, congratulations, all that. Competition "Best in the runnet"

And the important thing is that Apple doesn’t take that. And then you don’t go without a toilet paper license.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №124641
 19.02.2016
My job is to warn you. If you’re in Japan, keep in mind. I was there on a trip two years ago. You need to bring something Asian, delicious. My family is only women. In the supermarket in the sweets department lies something fabulous - looking like a zephir, only even more airy, in a pack of four pieces, of different colors. Hieroglyphs, of course, beauty and color. I bought it, brought it home. My ladies open the package, try to eat, no, they don’t bite, they don’t bite with a knife, they don’t soak, they don’t break. Just white hard as a stone mass, but looks dull. I spent a couple of months in the car. I asked my Japanese colleague, what? So know - it is for ritual use, on the graves and monuments are laid. So that the birds don’t fall...

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №124640
 19.02.2016
Fuck, this is a word in the tongue, and I can't remember it!
WOW: For this state even a special term scientific is when the word cannot be remembered.)
WOW: How is this term called? This is the word in the language (
I mean ? ?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №124639
 19.02.2016
From FB.

I am in the October court. They lead the Negro in chains. Lawyer X: Oh you! Freedom to Angela Davis! The Negro: Pashel naked! Everyone is rushing. The Negro went away, continuing to demonstrate the beautiful possession of the great and powerful.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №124638
 19.02.2016
In the store I buy apples, a tall girl on high heels passes by.
The Seller:
Horrible, so tall, and on his heels!
I am :
Talking about other people’s appearance is not polite.
The Seller:
Is it polite to walk on heels with this height? I feel like I am next to her.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №124637
 19.02.2016
Request in Google:
Some issues of repair and reconstruction of buildings. Growth

Links to "Comments":
A childhood book. The most favorite!
I read in youth. I still remember, interesting.
I read the book and couldn’t stay indifferent.
This is the meaning of a book written from the heart and the author knows what he is writing about.
I finished reading the book three days ago and still am deeply impressed by what I read.
It’s so beautiful and simple that it’s hard to get rid of reading.
Good book, read quickly and with pleasure. But it was not enough "drive" And the hero seemed to me too right.
I envy all those who discover this author for the first time.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №124636
 19.02.2016
Alexander, [05.02.16 17:05]
There is such a book "how not to try to kill people at work"?

Alexander, [05.02.16 17:05]
Or not trying to kill.

maxud, [05.02.16 17:09]
There is a small brochure.

maxud, [05.02.16 17:09]
There is one proposal

maxud, [05.02.16 17:09]
"Change the work"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №124635
 19.02.2016
Venus is the only planet that rotates around its axis not in the same direction as others... It is completely hidden by clouds of sulfuric acid... And at the same time it has no satellites at all...

Uranium is more. At the same time, it is also "on the side rotates" (inclination of the axis 98 degrees). The Greeks did not know.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №124634
 19.02.2016
At the meeting of the graduates, everyone sat down at the table, nobody especially communicates. It has been 15 years. Many already have two children.

To make me laugh and laugh, I ask:

Have you lost your virginity? and :)

Everyone laughed, except for one humble woman who still has no husband. Thro the meeting she stood down.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №124633
 19.02.2016
Ustas, 9:52:01
NASA uses Unreal Engine 4 to create a virtual simulator of Mars

Data_Link, 9:52:09
Doom 4?

Ustas, 9:52:10
Doom 4?

$†@rg@zeR, 9:53:00
Doom 4

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №124632
 19.02.2016
I read the article about unwanted gifts on February 23, I discussed with my husband:
I: I think that a grandmother in a batch is a strange gift. You don’t give Angelina Jolie something, but yourself. He has had sex with her hundreds of times. Give yourself a gift.
Man: Well, on the other hand, who rejects such gifts?
I: Well that is yes. Anyway, some kind of stuff. I give you a shirt with a shirt - I give it to you completely, not so that once I wore it and all, give it back.
Husband: In general, yes, I get to wear a cloth - all, you are my property. I want to fuck you, I want to wash you. I want you to wash the floor, and I will fuck you at this time.
I: And it’s all in the batch!
Then I got tired, I passed on. With the same bandit. Sold on aircraft.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №124631
 19.02.2016
<igles> Ehe =/ I have a story. I took home a new procedure to read the criticism of incidents, left yesterday on the chair, without reading. I woke up and the cat was on the procedure. Even animals do not like the innovation of timid.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №124630
 19.02.2016
I met her interestingly :)
She wanted to knock me with a bottle on my head from the back as I mixed the tar for the charlotte :)

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №124629
 19.02.2016
RPC published a video of Patriarch Kirill's trip to Antarctica
2 th th. In the near future, the Orthodox penguins will hold a referendum on joining Russia, and the GDP will argue about the sacredness of Antarctica for the Russian man.
1st The film will be "Antarctica: Return to Homeland".

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №124628
 19.02.2016
We don’t have censorship, we know what the media is doing.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №124627
 19.02.2016
Oleg Dorman said:
I was a student of Semen Lungin Lvovich. One day we sat in his kitchen and wrote the script. At this time came his wife, Liliane Lungin, who translated from Swedish Baby and Carlson, and who worked on another translation in the room.
“Boys,” she said sadly, “I have a hero walking around the airport and holding a hamburger in his hand. I do not know what it is.
“It looks like a Macintosh,” said Lungin, “the coat is probably something.
“Well,” Liliane rejoiced, “I’ll write that he threw him through his hand.
A few minutes later, she came back and said with a dead voice:
He ate him.

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №124626
 19.02.2016
The news that Medvedev has discovered that he can access the site Rutracker despite its blocking. This gives us a full picture of the daytime of our prime minister.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №124625
 19.02.2016
>> Brand - browsers

Her name is Vrother, I’ve already found out. The Wrother.

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