We had a wonderful teacher at the university. Wise, demanding, but rather humorous. And he had a strong diverging strabismus, especially when he was angry. We, as dumb first-class students, in their supposedly closed VK groups made memes on popular then-healers such as Evil Schoolchildren, Penguins-sociophobes and others:



Percentage of people looking at you as...

@ by

Or not to you.



A semester has passed and the session has begun. The Exam. The above-mentioned teacher enters the audience full of people, unloads the tickets and says:

You know, many people think that if a person is older, then social networks are not for him. He starts to smile badly, but I’m not. So you sit... prepare... and I’ll watch you. Well, or not to you...



After this phrase the whole course for some reason understood that no one above the trio will get...

The zoo is the only place where all prisoners are innocent.

Everything is known in comparison.

The Doctor of Science first read a lecture at the institute. At the end of the course, the students took the exam. At the first examination he passed, putting him a naught. 

Then, after listening to the answers of the others, he searched for the first one in the dormitory in the evening and, apologizing, rearranged emy neud to the perfect.

According to Rosstat, the fastest delivery of pizza, then prostitutes, and then the police and the ambulance with firefighters. The Ministry of Emergency Affairs recommends that in the event of an emergency, you first order pizza and prostitutes to fight the threat together before the arrival of the authorized services.